Brutal details enclosed.
Sunday morning I woke up puking. That sucked. Included in the torture was the shlits. You know, when you have a bal movement that’s like water. To top it off, I have this cramping pain in my stomach, I’d say the region right above my belly button. Same thing happened this morning, and if the pattern continues then this stomach pain indicates that I’m going to suffer the same fate tomorrow morning.
What could it be? Food poisoning? Salmonella possibly? Some sort of parasite? A virus? A freak show? I don’t think it’s the flu because after I get the morning torture out of the way I sleep for 5 hours and I feel nearly perfect. Aside from hunger and acid breath.
Thoughts and suggestions from the folks experienced in illnesses?
