Am I here?

Is that the new collective description for pens? You know, a flock of sheep, a murder of crows, or an obnoxiousness of children?

Remind me to never ask you to grab a beer out of my fridge for me.

Your indicator is blue at this time. It’s a lot like looking in a mirror, isn’t it?

Somehow it reminds me of a thing I heard in grammar school last century:

“Your back is always behind you, no matter how fast you turn around.”

And by “beer”, you mean…?

The word ‘horde’ can be applied to misers and gnats.
I see no reason why it can’t be applied to pens as well.
Perhaps someone should change the appropriate Wiki article.

Love, love, love Tom Hanks, but also love, love, love the Barenaked Ladies, who contradict Tom on this point:

[quote Barenaked Ladies, The Ninjas]
The ninjas are deadly and silent
They’re also unspeakably violent
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please
And if you tear off their masks they’ll be smiling
[/BL, TN]

Gotta go with BL on this one.

Sorry.

I’m not here right now. I went out to find myself. If you see me, please keep me here until I return.

cough I may have been playing too much Warcraft lately…

What? We’ve had mods in here, and still no one’s going to give the full answer? Fortunately I remember this question being asked before.

Each “visit” consists of a minimum of 20 minutes unless you explicitly log out. Every time you click on a link, you restart the clock. IF you do not click on a link in 20 minutes, the “visit” is over. The board has no way of knowing whether or not you have closed your browser in that time period.

You appear online for the duration of the visit, unless you choose to be invisible.

I tried being invisible once. I went into my doctor’s office and he told me he couldn’t see me right now.