Am I missing something with this Laffy Taffy joke?

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Q: Why did they carve a big mouth into the pumpkin?
A: So he could scream and howl!

In Aramaic, this joke is hi-larious!

[Litoris]

@Queen of Town

This prompted my brother and I to make up our own, one of which was:

What do lady ghosts have? BOO-BS! HAR HAR HAR!

It’s really funny when you’re 6 years old.

I am so totally going to have to tell this joke. It reminds me of one my favorites:

Q: What kind of bee makes milk instead of honey?
A: BOO-BEE!

[Troy_McClure_SF]

@Litoris

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the cat fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

[Robot_Arm]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Robot Arm

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

This one, of all of them, *this one * made me laugh. :smack: