Oh man, I thought we turned that rule back around at some point in the Pit. Duly noted.
I’m more of a Hobbesist.
To return to my favorite hijack in the thread, Hobbes was always my go-to. That Calvin kid was an asshole.
Now you are catching on. Off with you, now, it’s a nice day outside.
Fuckhead.
I like to keep my posts nasty, brutish, and short.
I like to pretend all my posts are all in the head of other posters.
This may be a YMMV thing, but that I’ve noticed “only” having said “ONE stupid thing” may or may not be a positive indicator about someone’s character, true inclinations, and so forth. It depends on what the ONE stupid thing is. Some things are stupider than others. Some things are described as “stupid” when really they are, say, racist or otherwise straight-up bigoted.
In the latter case, it matters very little if only ONE “stupid” thing was said because this type of “stupid” thing is sort of like roaches or rats. You may see only ONE, but rest assured there are dozens or hundreds more for every ONE that you see.
I’m pretty new here myself and do not recognize your name at all, negatively or positively, but in this thread and the examples others have linked to you sound like a narcissist in that no matter where or what you are citing, your environment is horrible and you are put-upon. Portland, California, America itself, the American/Canadian border, city-data fora participants, this forum (and, I guess, this whole website) – you have nothing but insults regarding people in all of these locations as though there is something “wrong” with them but not, presumably, with you.
It’s very easy to dismiss your own faults by saying you misspoke (we see this a lot in politics of course) or said “ONE stupid thing” but when’s the last time you dropped all the judgment of others and honestly considered your own thought process and communication style?
I think I read in one of the linked comments that you are 25. (Unless I lost track of who was saying what in that squirrely thread.) This is smackdab in the middle of what for lots of us is a stretch of significant learning curve in terms of squaring how you perceive YOURSELF with how OTHERS perceive you. That learning curve is much more protracted for some than others.
You seem unable to even entertain the possibility that your own perception (of self, of others and their motivations) is distorted. As such you are at the bottom of a long uphill climb.
And I happen to be solitary and poor, so these things work out nicely.
Let me get this straight, you’ve posted on a board where I can’t call you a “stupid mother fucker” four times each and every sentence because it’s spammy.
Watch …
Three dozen people will call me a “stupid mother fucker” now … but as long as it’s only once per sentence … it’s okay … I don’t mind, they’re probably right.
Opps … my apologies …
on what protoboards name means:
I know I’m way behind but need to say: I loved this 
“Fuck you” is the exact phrase which is prohibited. “Mother fucker” isn’t included in the ban.
How about suggesting someone commit a physiologically improbable act of self-penetration? In those exact words. I got away with that on the old AOL SDMB, but I had an in with the moderator back then.
Mofo, though, is apparently cool. Word of Mod.
Most of the time on any message broad or forum when a poster persists in repeatedly complaining about people and places using generalizations in a whiny ,insulting manner , what happens is they become about as welcome as a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
As I recall you also had weaponized coffee.
I don’t care.
What the shit, son, were you dropped on your head or just trolling? You’ve “been here a little over a year/year and a half maybe two”? Either you are lying or your join date is or you’re trolling like a dumb troll that forgot how to troll because damn you’re dumb.
Dear protoboard,
Please ignore this post and poster. He is under the delusion that he is the embodiment of this message board and thus its’ spokes-hole. He needs to take the crazy lesbians advice and get some therapy. Unfortunately his mom isn’t back from the grocery store with his cheese so has to remain enhomed.
Sincerely,
Some Jackass.
That might be my all-time favorite Drunkyism.
Mister Jackass, AFAIC.
… scrolls back to page 1 to check Robert163’s join date.
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