Am I not welcome here?

What a load of perfidious testiculo…

clutches shawl GASP!

I assume, “The Silent Majority”, is what he calls his invisible friends. Apparently, they all hate talking to him, too.
**protoboard - ** out of curiosity, to what is your name referring?

He’s in favor of “toboard”, obviously.

Of course it’s presumptuous to say you speak for the “Silent Majority,” but is it oxymoronic? I’m not sure… Regardless, there must be an awful lot of people remaining silent about **protoboard’s **self-righteousness to outnumber the posts here calling him on it. Only one will break that silence and post their support for him?

Check out the big brain on macaroni-i-i-i-i.

Well, then they wouldn’t be the Silent Majority anymore would they? If they spoke up, would they be erased from existence, thereby making their support for protoboard meaningless?

Oh. My. God…It’s a paradox! Quick, shut the Portal blast doors and call the Logical Protectorate to guard the Spacetime Continuum!

Made me think of a poster from the long-long ago who was also unpopular and one of his last self-destructive acts on this board was to start a thread asking if it would be okay (and then with increasing indignation, demanding to know why it was NOT okay) to indulge his amateur electronics hobby by assembling electronic components at his seat during commercial flights.

Stick it up yer bollocks.

Irish insults always win…

Not if spoken in Celtic. I insist the most heinous insults are delivered in Latin. Luckily the Irish speak English, so they do have the roots to work from, should they wish to continue in these dark arts.

I’m assuming it means not quite as self-aware as a plank, but might be someday.

I guess you really can’t claim the majority thinks X if there is no evidence of people stating X, so you can only claim the Silent Majority thinks X – that way, you can say any-fuckin’-X you please without back-up or evidence.

It’s diabolical, and fascinating in what it reveals about a person’s delusions…

I’m pretty sure the silent majority thinks that’s crazy.

But also brilliant!

Erm erm… Fook off.

Mancunian insults always win…

Interesting. Was this before or after 9/11? Did he plan to use a soldering iron?

Horse shit. I’ve exercised extreme self-restraint because to post is pointless, as demonstrated in this thread and others. I’ve watched the broad-brushing pissing and moaning expand from Portland to the PNW (which includes me) to the West Coast, and now the entire country. I expect to see a post about, “Are people who live on the moon nice?” in a few months because he’s going to run out of earth.

I’ve refrained from saying that in a lot of cases, you get what you give (I make friends easily here in the “nasty” PNW).

I’ve refrained from saying that if he (or she?) could’ve made money to move with a part-time job or a small online business in all the time he spent bitching.

I’ve refrained from saying GO TO COLLEGE (he’s only 25!) to improve his situation.

What’s the point? Another everyone’s-so-mean-to-poor-widdle-me thread will just pop up in a few weeks. This is the fifth or sixth one I’ve seen. I don’t have much patience for people who blame everyone and everything else for their own crap.

After. And no. (According to post #6.)

Wow. I remember that.

TLDRIDKLOLFTW was a name change near the end, too, IIRC. What was his original moniker?

It doesn’t matter. To ask the question means you think you already know the answer.