Am I the only Doper who doesn't lick stamps or envelopes?

Whoa! You mean people still use envelopes and stamps and whatnot? Nifty.

Not really. It’s about 3 inches tall, a little over an inch thick and made out of glass. The cap/tip is red rubber with the top cut at an angle. To dispense glue, the user would dob the object to be glued with the angled tip till the glue came out, then the tip could be used to spread the glue. When empty of glue, the bottle makes a great tool for wetting envelope adhesive. Prior to the advent of envelopes with adhesive, everyone had a bottle of glue like this for gluing envelopes shut.

Where do you think these envelopes are stored? How are they stored? Think of a policeman licking something that came out of a crack addicts pocket. Think MOUSE SHIT, whenever you lick. The Post Office has come up with a new stamp for prostitutes, it is free, but if you lick it, it costs a 1$…