Amalgamated Sins?

In My Humble Opinion
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In the “Are you going to Hell? Why?” thread, Stark Raven Mad says:

Amalgamated Sins? That sounds like something that would be traded on the NYSE. Hell–it sounds like something that should be traded on the NYSE. Sins–always popular, always in demand–we’re total gluttons for 'em! Has Amalgamated Sins had its IPO yet? Man, you could really make a killing, here!

What would Amalgamated Sins’s mission statement be? What would their product line be like? How about their ad campaign? International business deals? Spin-offs? Collaborations, joint ventures, and wholly-owned subsidiaries?

And how about the salespeople? Do they get sins of commission?

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I think I put this in the wrong forum. Since this is more like a game, or a frivolous flight of fancy, it should probably go in MPSIMS.