Amanda Beard is kind of a bitch (possibly lame).

Amanda Beard went on some radio show and trashed Michael Phelps. She was asked if they were dating. All she had to do was say no, but she had to make a big show of how gross she thinks he is:

First of all, “eww?” How old is she? Secondly, Phelps is “nasty?” She has “really good taste?” What a bitch. The guy got teased and bullied when he was a kid, and now, at his greatest moment of accomplishment and glory, here comes one of the mean girls to take things right back to high school again.

I know she apologized and said she was joking. I don’t care. She had to do that because she saw all her endorsement deals with little wings flying away from her. Plus, she’s not even consistent. On the radio she said “we don’t even talk,” now she’s saying “he’s like my brother.” Which is it, bitch?

Plus, she’s not even that hot. She has an ok body (a little mannish for my taste), but kind of a weird face. She’s passable, but she’s not a supermodel. Certainly not hot enough to “eww” at Michael Phelps.

My apologies if this has been a lame rant.

Did you hear it? I didn’t, FTR, but “best Valley Girl delivery” tells me she was joking. No one says “eww” in a Valley Girl accent being serious . . . haven’t for a good 15 or 20 years.

Who’s Amanda Beard?

To his credit, at least I know who Phelps is.

I heard it on MSNBC. It didn’t sound like an affected Valley Girl thing. She sounded like a genuine airhead. She came off as inappropriate and mean, not lighthearted.

I had to look her up, too. An Olympic swimmer, and FHM model. The former probably explaining why she was asked about Phelps.

She also campaigns for PETA, which pretty much guaranteed ‘she’s kind of a bitch’, to me.

Oh come on, the dude just won 8 gold medals, wont’ have to work another day in his life, and can now walk down the street, proposition any girl he sees and more than likely get a yes (I was going to go a little more crude, but decided against it).

Anyhow, my point is that I’m sure Michael Phelps will get past it.

Amanda Beard is probably just upset because most of the world doesn’t know who she is anymore.

Oh Jeez…Johnjay and Rich (mostly Johnjay) are, while not assholes, dumber than bricks and oblivious to just about anything in the world. They (mostly Johnjay) want to be huge radio stars, but don’t have the talent or brains to do it. I catch them occasionally on the way to work (they have one segment hosted by their resident airhead bimbo of entertainment news that is interesting and usually on as I drive), and this morning they were talking about how many outlets mentioned them (TMZ! We’re huge!) God. If they said it was raining I’d roll down the windows to catch the sun’s rays. Eventually, exasperated interviewees start playing along, and I can only imagine that’s what happened here.

Not to say that Amanda Beard isn’t a bitch, but it’s mitigated by the morons interviewing her.

Seconded, however a cursory Google image search turns up nude photos of her, so I’ve got that going for me.

I would say that Michael Phelps probably has women (and men) lined up in the Olympic Village wanting to take turns to suck his dick so he’s probably not too worried about what some ho said about him.

I agree, it was totally obnoxious though.

I read the thread title and wondered what Amanda Bearse (from Married With Children) was doing to make people think she was a bitch.

At least I know who Amanda Bearse is.

That’s a bit harsh. She could just be a gullible sap who takes PETA at their word.

So did I. I was really confused, as last I heard, she’s a lesbian.

If one were to eliminate the gullible saps from PETA’s membership ranks the organization would dissappear overnight.

She sounds like more of a dumbass than a bitch. Seriously, she said “eww?” Is she twelve? Does she think boys are icky? Either that or Michael has had to give her the brush off and she’s pissed…

At least that would make her comments far less rude.

I’m tempted to turn her over my knee and give her a good spanking…

I thought it was the stage name for a midway sideshow ladies act.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Amanda Beard and Jennifer Mustache!”

Unless they added this since you read/linked to it, the first paragraph of that article makes it perfectly clear that she wasn’t being serious.

“Olympic swimmer and model Amanda Beard swears she was just joking around Tuesday when she went on the air with 93.7 KRQ Tucson’s Johnjay and Rich in the Morning. Familiar with the crew, she mock-suffered through questions about her romantic life, specifically rumors that she’s dating Beijing Games hero Michael Phelps.” (bolding mine)

I pointed that out in the OP. I called bullshit on it. I think the “joking” thing was just CYA after the fact.

Am I being wooshed here? I think it’s Amanda Bearse that’s the lesbian. I don’t think Beard is… although where are the pictures for that? :eek: