There are a few people that need a bitch slap (or eight).
Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s talented and I am one of the despised millions who actually like his music, however he can get a little annoying. Okay, a lot annoying. Whenever someone makes that transition from angst to plain whiny it gets irratating.
It’s like he forgot to take his Ritalin, or something. I want to tell him “Okay, you were funny for a minute but now you need to drink a coke and chill before I reach back like a pimp and deliver you a ho check.”
This bitch just plain can’t sing. She sounds like shit. Her friends try their best to make her sound good, but no matter how good her loops and beats and stuff sound, she just futzes it up with her nasally, trying-too-hard “voice”. If you’re going to be fake, at least try to be up front about it, like Pamela Anderson-Lee-Anderson.
I don’t know which is more sad: this joker’s records or the fact that people buy them. What really made me cry was seeing Sting actually condone the butchering of one of his greatest songs of all time. What a talent vacuum.
Anyone in Hollywood who does the following:
[li]Uses the term “tres” to modify any english adjective[/li][li]Worse, uses the term “tres” to modify an english word they have tried to make foreign by adding “que” to the end in place of “y”.[/li][li]Uses the term “chez” to describe anything from a gas-station to a five-star hotel, such as Chez 7-11.[/li][li]Orders something that’s not on the menu. Who the hell do you think you are?[/li][li]Not only orders something not on the menu, but insists the shallots be fresh, and sliced, not chopped or diced. I would kick you in the teeth if I was your waitor.[/li][li]Owns exotic animals like monkeys and lemurs.[/li][li]Undergoes extensive elective reconstructive plastic surgery, for no apparent reason.[/li][/ul]
Of course, that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.