Amanda Seyfried and the Prosthetic Butthole

Amanda Seyfried Really Wants You To Know That She Wore A ‘Prosthetic Butthole’

“It was cool, it was exciting,” the actor said.

…and it wasn’t in the musical Cats.

It was for The Testament of Ann Lee , a movie one would not think particularly anus-centric.(Ann Lee was the founder of the Shakers)

This raises all sorts of questions:

1.) What?

2.) Since, as the article says, you don’t even see it in the film, what’s the point?

3.) Why did she need a prosthetic? Was her own unattractive (as ani go)? Or was she embarrassed to be seen with a naked anus, but could do it if the one shown was not, in fact, her real one.

4.) Will she be appearing an any other forthcoming movies wearing interesting and unusual prosthetics?

5.) I understand the saying “any publicity is good publicity”, but this makes me consider questioning that piece of show-biz knowledge.

This is one of those “I have many questions, but I don’t want any of them answered” scenarios for me :smiley:

Shit. And now I can’t unread it.

Will fans demand that they release a Prosthetic Butthole Cut of the film?

Wikipedia sez:

As Lee birthed four children (all of whom died in infancy), Fastvold sought to depict the births “as real and direct and graphic and unapologetic as possible” using prosthetic vaginas.

So maybe the prosthetic undercarriage used in the birthing scenes had a front and a back.

Definite band name potential here.

I’m so tired of movie studios putting things in their films just for the merchandising opportunities.

“My ‘I Wore a Prosthetic Butthole’ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

This sounds like the title of one of those children’s books the Republicans are trying to ban.

Butthole Surfers tribute band.

Also, “Amanda Seyfried and the Prosthetic Butthole” would be a title for an NSFW Harry Potter fanfic. :wink:

Well, there’s a thread title that Discourse will never tell me resembles what I’m posting.

I’m reminded of an episode of Friends where Joey was auditioning for a part that called for full frontal, noncircumcised nudity. He had been circumcised, so he was trying to figure out how to rig up a fake foreskin. I mean, I’ve seen like maybe a dozen episodes of that show over the years, and THAT had to be one of them. Hmph.

So long as its not prehensile…

Elaine could tell him if it looked OK.

Isn’t everybody’s?