I’m incredibly (or is that amazingly?) late to this party, having just had a chance to watch Tuesday’s tape. An incredibly lackluster episode. One finds onesself finding diverse diversions, such as forgetting about which of these (mostly) losers are ahead, and firguring out just who is a bigger asshole than whom.
From The Leaderboard:
(Numbers after team members names reflect their current rankings on the Asshole Meter (aka the Jonathonatron)
Adam(10)/Rebecca(9): Wouldn’t it be GREAT if Adam’s follicle horns were somehow the reason he couldn’t reach the valve release with his head? They score low this week due to smart racing, overcoming their anxieties, and more or less getting along, which was apparently quite a feat in this leg.
Freddy(6)/Kendra(3): Kendra’s still going on African afterburners, and her initial staunch defense of, and subsequent complete abandonment of the supposed “Model Alliance” (…and just when did this appear? I’m having a “Bewitched New Darren” moment with this one…) keeps her ranking high. Freddy scores a bit lower for not being so much a pro-active asshole, but rather more of a tool.
Lori(7)/Bolo(8): These two are also cruising on past assholish behavior. I’m just basically sick of them.
Kris(12)/Jon(11): Jon had to get huffy at the airport (hey, someone had to), so he slightly edges out Kris in their battle for the least asshole rank. Again, something within me wants to dislike them, but goddammit, they just keep winning me over.
*(1)/Victimia(4): His rank is obvious, hers is due to her voice-over at the beginning of the episode, justifying her continued dealings with him. Plus her general unpleasantness. She stands up for herself a little in recent episodes, but it just shows off her own ugly personality, and to give her a lot of props for it in any case would be like congratulating someone on finding a less painful way to hit themselves in the head with a hammer.
Hayden(2)/Aaron(5): Hayden has Jonathan in her sights as far as the ranking, but don’t worry, Jonathan always seems to have a few more heads up his ass that we didn’t know about before. Aaron was quite put upon this time around, but he DID seem to be a bit casual about making any real progress, and that’s intensely annoying. Was it Jon Vito and Jill who had this same dysfunction.
I agree with much of what has been said about the watchability of the show this season, but I think it will fall on deaf ears at CBS. I would have to assume this is their highest rated season ever, and of course, someone at the home office is patting themselves on the back for finally hitting on the right “formula” and wondering where they can find another Jonathan for AR8.
As for AR7, Here is the cast list so far: Rob and Amber. The IMDB is updated by users, but their pretty good about checking facts before stuff ends up on line. Of course, as we saw with Alison and Donny, there’s a big difference between running a globetrotting race and sitting around in paradise backstabbing one another.