Y’know, I think I’ve said it before, but I’m not such a fan of very linear legs such as this one. The only real choice the teams had to make was which Detour to do; other than that, they just chugged through the leg, being driven by taxis and sequentially completing tasks. This kind of leg design doesn’t give teams a chance to actually make up much time. (Although, to be fair, there was apparently an unused FF this leg, and I assume a Roadblock also. Since both were unaired, they presumably weren’t all that exciting.) I don’t count “randomly picking drawers” as a task requiring “making a choice,” since there’s no method of choosing that has will get you done faster than any other (except “not picking the same drawer more than once,” which, surprisingly, none of the teams seemed to have trouble with).
Anyway, time for the…
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Jennifer and Preston - Working out their relationship in Sequesterville.
Linda and Steve - Probably secretly glad they’re not Racing any more.
Brad and Victoria - Taking the long way back home, with plenty of layovers.
Amanda and Kris - Probably washing more than their fair share of dishes in Sequesterville.
Christie and Jodi - Pointing out emergency exits in Sequesterville.
Mel and Mike (down from “Passing Lane”) - Figures that the week after I pegged this team for the final three they get eliminated. And in such a preventable way, too–if you’re going right and all the other teams are going left, it’s probably time for some self-reflection. Mel & Mike got overconfident, and it did them in. Sucks to get the one cabdriver that is either a) a liar, b) an idiot, or c) had a complete brainfart and thought he knew where something was but didn’t realize he was mistaken until much later. However, people falling into each of these categories, especially the third, are not exactly rare. One large mistake and you’re out; that’s the nature of the game.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one, really.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Mark and Michael (holding steady) - A surprisingly good run this leg, arriving at the Mat an hour in front of other teams. (Surprising, that. It didn’t seem like they left the herb shop that much in front of other teams. I suspect there’s an effect of the missing Roadblock in there, which would mean there’s some other, unknown task Mark & Mike powered through.) And they didn’t even get lost once! However, this leg did highlight some other weaknesses–namely, not reading the clue and not understanding the rules. Those weaknesses are tough encumbrances, guys, and don’t bode well for the future.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
LaKisha and Jennifer (holding steady) - They picked the wrong Detour choice, I think. Lots of Detours this season have seemed roughly equal on their face, but I think picking the one where you’re limited by water flow is risky. It’s a little hard to tell (presuming the Roadblock affected arrival times) just what the time discrepancy was, but Cara & Jaime, for example, finished well before LaKisha & Jennifer despite wasting time looking for the wrong Detour.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Cara and Jaime (up from “Rapido!”) - Why oh why is anyone surprised that people in non-English-speaking countries speak no English? I mean, I’ve never been to Thailand, but if I had to think real hard, I’d bet they speak…I dunno…Thai or something. Yet Jaime seems to think this whole non-speaking-English thing is a personal affront to her. I know! I’ll bet if she only speaks r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w, the locals will understand her! Anyway, I’m bumping this team up not because they’ve done anything all that impressive, but because they look better than the two teams below them. There’s not much distance between Cara & Jaime and LaKisha & Jennifer–and the latter could certainly beat the former in a footrace–but Cara & Jaime seem to be Racing a little smarter, and look more likely to make it into the final three. I’ll also note that, even though they left the herb shop after everyone except Mel & Mike, the still pulled onto the Mat in second (shades of the missing Roadblock again?)
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Margie and Luke (holding steady) - This team was a little quiet (heh) this episode, in that they were just running with the pack. Still, a solid finish, and not in any particular danger of elimination (despite Margie’s flair for the dramatic–getting heat exhastion just for the chance to swoon into Phil’s arms? For shame, woman!)
Tammy and Victor (holding steady) - Another first place is two in a row, and the fourth consecutive top-three finish for Tammy & Victor. Of course, actually placing first was more an outcome of Mark & Mike’s screwups than Tammy & Victor’s leet skillz, but even a second place is pretty good. Still seem a lock for final thee, barring overconfidence on Victor’s part.
ALERTSKI - for those of you who don’t watch the “next ep” trailers, the next episode is scheduled to run in two weeks (b-ball is the culprit, I presume).
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]