Is this the fourth leg in a row where the locals gather to eat, drink, sing, and laugh at the teams as they struggle with some arduous task? I have to admit I rather like the contrast between the laid-back booze-swilling local citizens and the uptight Racers. Makes me want to volunteer to be an extra on the Race.
Anyway, time for the…
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Jennifer and Preston - Working out their relationship in Sequesterville.
Linda and Steve - Probably secretly glad they’re not Racing any more.
Brad and Victoria - Taking the long way around to Sequesterville.
Amanda and Kris (down from “Rapido!”) - It sucks to be U-turned, for sure, but this team was already in last place when the U-turn hit. It’s possible they could have overtaken Mark & Michael, but they had missed the best flight and hemorrhaged time on the Detour, falling to a last place position that would have been difficult to crawl out of. The U-turn made it certain, but they really had themselves to blame for being in that position anyway. To their credit, their grumbling about being U-turned was minimal, and they got back to work and finished off the tasks, but no one really expected them to pull it off sans the saving grace of a non-elim leg. Alas, Phil lives to disappoint, and Amanda & Kris are on their way to Sequesterville. I don’t think this was the weakest team left, but they were the unluckiest this episode, and that’s all that matters.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Mark and Michael (down from “Rapido!”) - Oh, come on, I had this team ranked higher because they’ve been consistently middle-of-the-pack and hadn’t shown me anything different. But they sure showed something different this episode: embarassing ineptitude. Despite being safely on the first flight to Siberia, they frittered away their entire lead, winding up the lucky beneficiary of Amanda & Kris’s U-turn to slide into second-to-last place. (And they’re out of maney! How did that happen?) I had thought this team might be a good candidate for final three, because they ought to be able to handle the physical tasks, but they seem to be NOT handling the mental tasks. Like finding a house.
Cara and Jaime (holding steady) - Yay for them, completing a task without any icky boys helping. They exceeded all expactations, as Phil likes to say. However, they’re now the only team without a top-three finish, so despite their best-ever placement this week (fifth! wow!), I’m leaving them here at the bottom of the rankings.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Christie and Jodi (up from “Flat Tire”) - Wow. A first place from what, up until now, has been clearly the weakest team. Now, realistically, their first place only entailed beating LaKisha & Jennifer (who were mere seconds behind), as Mark & Mike took themselves out of the race, and the rest of the teams were a chunk of time behind. But Christie & Jodi did win, and they didn’t do anything stupid. And, most importantly, they were on the best flight to Siberia, quite possibly because they knew how best to work flights and connections. That’s what I was hoping to see from this team. On the strength of their performace this ep, I’m moving them up a notch. But only one. Now, let’s see what they do next week.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
LaKisha and Jennifer (up from “Stopping”) - LaKisha & Jennifer also made the best flight to Siberia. However, I suspect their placement was just luck, whereas Christie & Jodi put some skill into play. I’m duly impressed with their Roadblock performance, as I think logicking out a reasonable Russian name from random letters is more impressive than simply having heard of Chekhov. Bottom line: this is their second top-three placement in as many weeks, so I’m moving them up a notch, but I’m still uncomfortable with the intra-team dynamics here. We’ll see as the season progresses.
Mel and Mike (down from “Rapido!”) - Mel’s still old and fragile, and this team can’t afford to be lollygagging at the back of the pack. Their worst performance so far (sixth!) earns them a trip downward in the rankings, because I think this team needs a time cushion, and their’s is slim.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Tammy and Victor (up from “Rapido!”) - A credible save this week from their disastrous performance last week. Third place is pretty good, considering three teams had a jump of a few hours on them. Last week’s meltdown makes me leery about this team’s reactions to stress as the competition gets tighter, but they’re back for now. And, heh… “who doesn’t know Chekhov?” Who, indeed?
Margie and Luke (holding steady) - Kudos to them for using the U-turn pretty much for what it was intended. You might argue they were still a healthy distance in front of the teams trailing them, and thus didn’t especially need the insurance, but they were in the trailing pack, and I’m sure Margie was happy with the decision while waiting for Luke to calm down and spell “Chekhov.” Not only that, but trying to preserve a team (Cara & Jaime) at the expense of another (Amanda & Kris) is perfectly legit. I’m not a fan of the U-turn, but this is a fine rationale for using it.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Still no one in this topsy-turvy season. I might lift Tammy & Victor up to here if they have another good leg, but every single team has looked vulnerable in some way, and no one’s really kicking butt.
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]