And they’re off!
I’m much happier with the pack this season, because you can actually distinguish between teams. This is more like Season 5 or 4, and I’m very happy with that.
That being said, every team that dug in that 7.40 sandpile is stupid, especially the Boobsey Twins (and count on the doper from California to come up with that nickname) when they saw Mr. Suckitup and Wimpy-me digging in the next pile. Hello girls, but they saw your pile’s time and never came back. That’s called a clue…
I’m sad to see the Hillbillies go (zut may I suggest “Fixing the damn Harleys”), but they were among the stupid group digging in the wrong sandpile, and they should have taken advantage of their language proficiency and left the other groups. I know all those teams just stepped off the plane together, but if Ryan and Chuck had walked around the corner and found a local, and they would have been in the front of the pack instead of screwing around in the peloton and providing directions to teams that beat them in a footrace.
Rob and Amber did took advantage of their fame to strike out on their own, and they nearly finished first. BestFriends4Ever did the same thing at the airport when they borrowed a cellphone and checked flight times.
The moral of this story is to be gregarious with strangers, and not other competitors. Any team that can remember that will do well.
BF4E did hassle each other too much before starting the detour, but I’m going to call that a first leg hiccup. They were first at that point, and they knew they had at least an hour’s lead over the rest of the pack (and they actually had an hour and a half’s lead!) so five minutes of squabbling isn’t so bad after going full on for nearly two days. If they make that kind of mistake again, they aren’t likely to be as lucky.
Two random asides: what’s with all the drinking? Rob had a bottle in his hand every time I saw him sitting down.
And… did anyone else see an ad for Friendship sour cream featuring the eliminated pair in the last third of the show–before we knew they were cut? The ad didn’t say they were cut, but the coincidence was freaky. If that trend continues, holy fuck will I be slamming CBS for doing that.