What is this, invasion of the teenyboppers? Good lord, I get enough of this crap at SAAN, why does it have to follow me to the SDMB?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40202
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69807
Lessee, there’s the thread asking which gender gets laid more, asked simply for the sake of asking (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing). Then there’s the thread about the “New Temptation Island” where fat people would be tempted with food. Then there’s the thread where she declares to the whole world that she has a clit ring. Then there’s the “I’m great to talk to so tell me all your problems” thread (AKA “Friendly Advice”).
And those’re just the threads she’s started.
While I’m as big a fan of happiness as the next guy, this whole “I’m ultra-peppy and wanna be fucked so goddamned hard” act is a tad tiresome…
I was about to marvel that she got dragged to the BBQ after only 30 posts when I see that ALL her posts give that figure.
Still, is there such a record?
!#!@# Never mind. I just checked my posts and they all say 128 as well.
Apparently, the software updates that the more you post.
So, is 30 still the record?
Guin mate, could I ask for a little amplification?
I’m not trying to be funny, and I do take what you say seriously, cause I like your contributions here.
This is the first message board I ever came across (lucky bastard, aren’t I?) so I’m uncertain what SAAN is (if it is a message board).
And what is it about the nature of these threads that is a problem for you? It obviously is more than just that you don’t like the subjects.
One of the benefits of this place for me is that I am exposed to a much wider range of opinions and ideas from people than in my real life. Especially in terms of a range of ages and life experience.
I’m now officially an Old Codger. Occasionally posts from people under twenty have been slightly irritating at one level, but enlightening to me in other ways, because I’ve had a real communication from someone outside my every day experience - means more than speculation, or reading what the papers say those people think.
On the other hand, my interest in how selfish somebody’s dorm room-mate can be is, well, limited. And if I had to wade through a lot of that to get to the good stuff, it would indeed be discouraging.
So, in a way I think I know what you mean, but could you have a go at spelling it out?
And express yourself freely, won’t you? Being in the Pit and all. I know it’s not your natural metier, but you could stretch to it, couldnt you? hehehe
Redboss
Redboss, I think the crucial issue here is that Amber-Skye is a vapid and inane poster who is interested in stupid titillation and tries to pull off a “cute and fuckable” personality.
She has not done one single thing to fight ignorance on this board and is the poster child for bandwidth waste.
There are many teenage posters who have a lot to contribute and deserve to be taken seriously. I would like to think that I am one. Posters such as great white sucking noise girl only serve to give us a bad name.
Amber, go away. Get laid if you indeed have not. Just make sure that you don’t reproduce and that you do not tell us about it or anything else.
It pains to me to quibble with andygirl but doesn’t this insult even the vapid and the inane? There’s “cute and fuckable” and then there’s Yowling To Advertise Available Orifices.
Dopers fight Ignorance and at times it’s led us into pretty raunchy territory. Oh, all right, really raunchy. But goldurn, it’s never been banal. Eye-popping, jaw-dropping and at times stomach-turning but never TRITE. We fearlessly cast illumination on sexual curiousity that make most scientific boards quail in terror, at least those whose review bodies get pissy when white lab coats are hurled aside purely in scientific investigations.
Ahem! ::mops brow::
In short–and we measure things!–we’re grad work. Those, like Amber, whose eloquence is limited to “rubbing cum all over” would be better placed in regrettably numerous chat rooms catering to hormonal idiots. Whether “Amber” is lubricious jailbait or a pot-bellied, middle-aged nose-picker with halitosis and piles, (s)he’s banal.
Veb
By any chance, could “Amber” actually be a male?
OH gosh, no!. As part of it’s rigorous screening process, the SDMB carefully extracts DNA from each member and ** never ** allows members to sign up without establishing gender, and always requires gender specific and matching user names.
However, being a medium that does not require a physical presence, it is possible that a young lad could obtain his mom’s or sister’s hair from the bathroom sink and spoof the DNA requirement.
I’ve only encountered this individual in two threads, (it does not seem to post to GQ or GD for some reason), and on each occasion I was given a strong impression that I was reading a teen boy’s desire for how he would want a teen girl to sound.
I would have to point out, obviously, that the ‘gender specific’ name requirement only was enacted after tomndebb registered. 
Veb, you are absolutely right. I apologize to the inane for lumping that giggleass in with you.
Amber, may I suggest you visit Donna’s Ho Board instead? I think it might be a leetle more your speed, as the word “cum” is bandied about almost as frequently as as words such as, oh, “the.” But let me warn ya, you’ll have some competition for the title of Yowling Teen Sex Princess…
Good luck, hope you make lots of new friends there!
[hands Guin a dozen red roses for saying it out loud]
You thought this might be the case too?
I know, what a shock:) Just think of it . . . a guy posting as a girl and getting off from what “she” says.
At least Amber Skye hasn’t sent me a nude picture yet.
So don’t friggin’ read 'em! You see the title AND the poster.Ignore them.
The only thing I’ve found remarkable about her (thus far) is that both the first AND last names in her handle are porn star names. Or dog names. I’ve determined that any name which can be used equally well for a girl or an Irish Setter is a porn name. “Savannah”…“Ginger”…“Amber”…“Skye”…
And I’d like to take this moment to announce that I’m changing my user name to:
!!!hotwetjarbaby!!!
Hey, I resent that remark.
Do YOU just ignore every little thing you find annoying or obnoxious? Just because she’s (or he’s) not actively killing or raping anybody, that doesn’t mean we should just sit by without saying anything.
Redboss:
This may sound nasty, but I am a mod at Smile and Act Nice, and have my fill of fluff and teenybopper crap there- (SAAN is a woman’s message board, and occassionally we get the cutsey little fluff posters). I HATE names with ~~~*…etc etc. I don’t mind some mildly silly posters-like Wildest Bill-at least he doesn’t try to push his cutsey teenybopper NSYNC riddled opinions around.
But really, this isn’t the type of place for that kind of thing. It’s not a cutsey teen site. I don’t MIND if she likes to post here, but all the cutey Britney Spears type crap…if that’s ALL you’re going to post…well, it’s a waste of valuable server space, to me.