America: A NATION OF WHINERS!!!!!

The BBQ Pit
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BWAHAHAHAHA!

Um, no. You want to switch object and subjects, and further restructure the sentence until it looks like this:

"Before half of the posters here make me their personal bitch, . . . "

Much better, no?

I want to state that I tried to bow out gracefully and build everyone else on this thread a Golden Bridge.

We didn’t admit it, we flat-out told you. Don’t like being called an ass? Feel free to go to . . . hell, another MB. As Monster so sharply put it, we call them as we see them.

If you read what I wrote, it says four hours, Mr. Language Person. Four hours would be YOUR post. Thank you, and please do let the door hit you on the neck on the way out.

I’m still waiting for some. “Tough guy” is not an insult to me. Cum-felching ass-licker is, though it’s kinda petty.

Then perhaps you should read my post instead of making poopy on the keyboard. I said that you whining about Americans whining was rather pointless, albeit in not so many words.

Well, I’m sure as hell not going to waste anything more than passe on you, TUS. Don’t flatter yourself; it is so very unflattering.

I’ve been here since last June, TUS. My SD birthday is coming up very soon. I mastered the quote function very quickly, let me tell you. The REASON I snipped your garbage was that it was just that: garbage. I didn’t think it needed to see the light of posting twice. Once was more than enough.

Suprise suprise suprise, TUS. English major. GPA of 3.75 in my major. There goes THAT one. And if you look in MPSIMS in a Crunchy Frog thread, I believe you’ll find further explanation of my job. I don’t do just trash.

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I rest on your face.
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I can see yours from here. I wonder how you can breathe.

I hope you’re not trying, because you’re sure not succeeding.

Really? I think it works very well.

Here’s an example:
“IAMPUNHA IS A DOPE!”

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Oh, and the word is “mean”, not “mane” by the way.
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No, it’s not. Let’s re-examine:

“ME PUTTING THIS IN ALL CAPS DOES NOT MANE IT ANY MORE TRUE”

Now, for those of us who use our brains for more than the always-satisfying squick, perhaps this might look like “MEAN”. However, if we use our brains instead of whatever happens to be in our asses, we come up with:

“ME PUTTING THIS IN ALL CAPS DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY MORE TRUE”

I meant make, not mane or mean. Don’t condescend; your brain can’t go fast enough to make it work.

Sigh. Had you read what I wrote instead of just drooling on the keyboard (I guess everyone runs out of shit at some point), you would have seen that this is, in fact, not what I meant. I’m seeing a pattern here, TUS, and not a very good or promising one at that.

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Frankly for some reason I don’t remember as much from second grade as you.
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Well, I could read in second grade. Evidently you’ve forgotten that basic skill. Probably best, anyway. You’d likely hurt yourself, given enough knowledge.

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No, no, no, you don’t understand yet again, though you claim to do just that. My point was that you were whining about people who whine. In other words, you’re the pot calling the kettle black. Here’s the REAL kicker . … ready?

You’re black too.

Shocking, I know. You’ll probably need to go buy new clothes. I think I saw some diapers and bibs this morning while I was at work. I’ll try to bring them tomorrow for you.

So why did you respond again?

Oh, wait, that was another weak insult. I’m used to people at least having material behind what they say, instead of just thinking through their squick-hole.

At this point I doubt you could outwit bj0rn.

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Of course I meant to delete the bit about me being a dope, or refute it, or something. Unfortunately my mind was on other things . . . namely my brother being missing after he was seen on his bike leaving school. He’s back now, fortunately.

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This is ridiculous. Scapegoat has mentioned wanting us to stop debating trivialities and stick to the main point, which is Americans are fat, lazy whiners.

This is obviously a sweeping generalization that cannot be defended by a rational mind. Making a generalization like this is akin to saying blacks men have enormous dicks, white people can’t dance, jews are tight with money, and asians don’t know how to drive. Thoughts such as these are only defended by small-minded bigots (and it does seem Scapegoat is bigoted against Americans, although from reading he appears to be one himself).

So from here on out, I will treat Scapegoat and his OP with the respect it deserves:

Hey, can anybody tell me what’s going on with the Stanley Cup playoffs? I haven’t been following it since the Blues got booted out of contention again.

And whoever that was that liked the cheese grater line, go ahead and shape it anyway you like for a sig. The way I usually deliver it is: “Talking with you is like masturbating with a cheese grater: mildly amusing, but for the most part just painful.”

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And now I begin the countdown until Ultimate Scapegoat misses the point of my last post and claims victory…

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… the next upgrade of vB software needs to include a little pneumatic fist attached to each user’s computer, so we can shmack the bitch when they act like the OP.

On your knees, TUS! DOWN! Good boy. Now speak!! I said speak!! ::whip:: Good, you fucking little runt… now shut the fuck up. Shove your arms and feet up your ass, turn yourself inside out, and spend the rest of your days nattering to your own esophagus.

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geezz TUS I hate piling on but when you verbally bend over and spread your cheeks as you did in the OP, you’re asking for a huge straight dope enema.

As Dennis Miller said, maybe you just need to lean into the batter’s box and take one for the team.

You may release now…

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I’ve already adequately proven that you are a hypocrite, bigot, ignoramus, and asshole. If you want me to further prove it, why don’t you post some new material?

You’re saying I’m making juvenile arguments? Well, I think we should go and review some of your very own posts, shall we?

Must I go on?

So lets see now…you’re a hypocrite, you’ve contradicted yourself countless times, you refuse to offer any cites for your claims, then make further claims that there are hundreds of sources that support your arguments, but you won’t post them because this is only a message board.

And what, exactly, does this make you? I makes me think you are a jerk, among other things.

Putz.

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Pokes his head in

Is this still going on? Geez.

Wanders out

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Looks like TUS’ mommy took away his internet access.

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Unbelievable.

Is there anyone on this thread over the age of 8 besides me?

Oh hold on, I have your dopey comeback right here, SPOOFE:

“No, were all over the age of 18, your 9!”. HOHOHOHO!!!

I won’t even charge you for that one. Wait here’s one more:

“It wasn’t worth anything!” HARHARHAR!!!

Wow. You are all too clever for me!
I mean, everytime one of you losers posts, the collective IQ of the entire SDMB goes down 25 points. (Well, thinksnow at least put some thought into his argument and made an effort not to make as ass out of himself.) And frankly, I feel MY IQ going down everytime I read any of your drivel, it’s so mindless.

When one of you comes up with a better line than “Whuts da madda, TUS, mommy and daddy won’t let you play? My name is TUS, and I am gonna cry now because no one will play nice with me” I’ll THINK about responding, since what I have been reading the last 24 hours isn’t the LEAST bit intellectually challenging.

So get to work! Because I can tell by the views that all of you are just salivating, waiting for me to post again, because none of you have anything better to do! As a matter of fact, I’m guessing the views will DOUBLE once my name is up there after “last post by” because all of you are so, so pathetic.

As for you Frog, claiming victory over an airhead like you would be like our army gloating over nuking Bermuda. Your such a sucker, and so easy to outsmart, and you know deep down that I’m your intellectual superior so why don’t you just go back to your day job as an science experiment chimpanzee?

Oh and by the way, SPOOFE, you make Monster 104 and Frog look like Einstein and Bill Gates, which by the way is saying a lot. You sound like the biggest idiot on the face of the earth with your posts. I could double your SAT score and STILL get a double digit number.

Get a life.

Or better yet, why don’t you just do the right thing and die so my cats can have some of that oxygen you are wasting?

Oh . . I almost forgot:
HAVE A NICE DAY, EVERYONE!!! :smiley:

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Hey, I installed a new ceiling fan last night! It’s got a light and a way cool remote control with temperature control and a timer. I wasn’t gonna get a light because I hate the kind with the flower-shaped light reflectors that hang down to decapitate you, but this one has a cool globe light tucked up in the middle. And the remote can dim the light too. Where’s my wife? Cue the mood music and bring on the heat!

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You have a temperature controller on your fan? How does that work? And I hate the flower-shaped reflectors too, butt-ugly if you ask me. A globe light sounds decent though. Which reminds me, my GF wants a new ceiling fan for her b-day. I guess I need to start looking around for a decent one.

BTW- it’s been almost a week and I’m still smoke free. This Nicorette gum is working great.

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TUS:

Aren’t you going to complain about the wife in the family mentioned in your OP was driving that brand-new SUV? Don’t you just hate those things?

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Temperature control? On a ceiling fan? What does it do - automatically turn it on when the ambient temperature reaches a certain number of degrees?

Sorry…this kinda reminds me of the first time I saw an electric woodstove.

WTF?

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A remote control on your cieling fan? That sounds way cool. I think we should get one, I don’t like having to yank on that little chain to change speeds.
Sometimes, I like to just sit and watch the blade go round and round, kind of like watching life go round.

Way to go Crunchy on your smoke-freeness, as a non smoker myself, I can’t relate to what it feels like to give something up like that. Good luck.

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Troll

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“Under” is not spelled “O-V-E-R”.

I’m reminded of the Calvin & Hobbes comic strip: “This is YOU! Duh duh duh!” “Yeah? Well, this is you! Dur dur dur!”

What a brilliant flame… mocking someone for something they haven’t said. You should run for Congress.

Y’know, I think I must’ve seen this flame used fifty times in the past month.

You must have an IQ before it can go down.

Are you kidding? Based on your posts here, I think I can safely conclude that tying your shoes are intellectually challenging.

You want a smart debate? Then start one, you piece of shit. “Americans are whiners!” is the kind of crap that one hears on the schoolyard.

Wow. What a brilliant argument. What intellectual superiority. Your strength of brainpower amazes me.

I find it laughable that you need to pump up your own sense of ego with such crap. C’mon, Ol’ John, we’ve danced this dance before… do you still think you can “win” with such mindless, rehashed flames? Can’t you even make a feeble attempt to be creative? Or do you just routinely go back through old threads and C&P the stuff that looks pretty?

Let’s see… who needs a life more? The guy who actually PARTICIPATES in the goings-on of an online message board, or the guy who’s so pathetic he needs to come to an online message board just so he can mock 250 million people? You coward. Try standing on a soapbox in the middle of the mall and tell everyone around you that they’re worthless and lazy. C’mon… stop being a pussy and do it, you spineless whelp.

Wow. He’s so jealous of my intellect that, not only does he need to delude himself into thinking that he’s got some form of gray matter in his skull, but he also wants me dead. I’m honored.

“Do the right thing”… sheesh, now he’s even ripping off Dr. Laura.

PLEASE try to get an original thought, wouldja? It’d make this whole process a lot more fun.

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I do that too, although I don’t liken it to my life going round as much as I still think it’s kinda cool when the blades appear to be moving in the opposite direction as opposed to the direction they’re really turning - like the spokes on stagecoaches in Westerns.

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I tell ya, a remote is the way to go. That way, I don’t have to get out of bed when Mrs Kamandi complains that the fan is making her cold.

The temperature control works like this: the remote has a temp sensor. you set a desired temp, and it turns the fan on low if the temp is equal to or up to 3 deg over the set temp. 4 to 7 deg over, fan speed goes medium. 8+ deg over, fan kicks into jet engine mode, blowing the cat off the bed. Just remember to keep the remote (which contains the sensor) out of the sun.

Strange thing is, it requires no wall switch. I bought and installed one, congratulating myself on how clever I was, but using it makes the fan act funky. The fan only functions using the remote. Maybe I’ll install a regular light switch though, as a safety kill in case I misplace the remote.

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My. Will the wonders of technology never cease.

I gotta get me one.

Heh - you use yours to keep cool, we use ours to warm up. The fan circulates the warm air from the woodstove and keeps it from concentrating on the ceiling. We turn it off in the summer.