My money is on an obscene amount of tacky women and foppish men singing, “Jesus, taaayke tha WHEEEEEEEEEcrackEEEEEL”
Oh man, I’m so in!!
Man, I am so sick of hearing that damned song. However, it serves to weed 'em out early.
Don’t forget Edwin McCain’s “I’ll be”
The Jewel girl sounded exactly like Jewel. Which is not to say the judges were wrong not to pick her.
And Mama Tiger wins the prescience sweepstakes!
Oh, man. Paula has looked messed up in the past, but this year? She can barely sit upright. It’s beyond funny; put that woman in rehab, STAT!
Oops, that was malkavia who predicted Jeesaaas take the wheeeeeeeeel!
Can someone please open that damn door??? Unlock it, put a sign on it saying “USE OTHER DOOR” or SOMETHING!!!
The night is still young, Biggirl – I’m not giving up on Lady Marmalade this early. Although I want whatever Paula’s mixing the booze in her cup with!
I was coming on here to post the same thing. “OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!”
That hot-if-she-were-over-18 black chick was good, but she’s going to need to prove she can sing well as opposed to just sound good yelling if she wants to go far. No doubt she deserved to go through though.
What did Simon say as the Spanish girl ran out? “Great spunk”?
I heard “Keep celebrating” - I assume so that she would continue to jump up and down.
I’m waiting for Paula to try and leave the room.
Oops, forgot I was watching this on a DVR delay.
Bah, I’m buzzing so that last post didn’t make sense, but I read your post just as the Hispanic girl was coming on. She looked great, but I’m with Jewel: mediocre singer. Don’t see her making the top 30 or 20 or 50 or whatever number Fox feels like making the finals.
Wow,* helpful* advice from the panel to the Navy guy? Am I still watching the same show?
I didn’t think he was all that good, myself. No way would he be through without the uniform.
Know what I hope? That we get to see at least a little snippet of all of the-- is it 16?-- people who make it to the final competition. Last year I believe we didn’t get to see the guy with the teeth (who I liked and went really far-- damned if I can remember his name) and Gidieon- the weird black guy.
Of course Navy guy was put through, as AI’s contribution to the morale of Our Troops. He did have a pleasant voice, but wow, was he ever bland.
I’m still snickering over the girl who did the Cowardly Lion routine.
I agree the Navy guy wasn’t all that.
I’m ashamed to say that I’ve stopped running into the computer room to read during commercials, and I’ve actually got the laptop out on my lap on the couch.
For this, they invented wifi?