American Idol 7 starts tonight!

I generally loathe the audition shows, because I prefer seeing people who actually have talent rather than delusional famewhores. That having been said, I am absurdly psyched about the upcoming season. I’ll be posting here, VFTW, and my LJ. It’ll take talent to post three running commentaries at once, but I think I’m up for the challenge.

Anyone else excited with me? Who do we think is going to win this year? I’m going to guess a teenaged to young adult white guy, potentially a rocker. I think they are going to try to follow the cash cow they found in Daughtry.

I’m jazzed, but have no cable and can’t quite tune in FOX with bunny ears. Anyone know if there’s a place I can watch this dumb thing on-line?

I love the audition shows because nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than laughing at people crazier than I am. I like the Hollywood middle because of the soap opera-ness of it and I love the real competition-- especially if there is a contestant I cannot stand. Or one that every one else cannot stand and I like. Because-- I dunno- it’s fun!

There is only one thing I do not like about AI. People who take it much too seriously. You all know who you are.

The audition shows are the only ones I like. Why they do not just play back their singing to them I do not know. Listen to this and then shut up.

The Hollywood rounds are definitely my favorite. They make it seem so grueling, and I love the one group that has a total meltdown at 3 in the morning. There’s always one, and it’s usually full of total entitlement whores. I only wish they’d show more of that–last year’s Hollywood rounds were so short it was almost anti-climactic.

I’ve let friends know that there will be NO distractions allowed during Idol Time tonight. No phone calls and no visitors.

Ditto. My only complaint is that it takes such a huge bite out of my time! I’m going to start watching it, but I may have to stop if it keeps me from getting important stuff done.

You think that’ll work?

The early word from the judges is that they think a man will win it this time.

I predict they have a 50% chance of being correct.

I boldly predict the best singer in the competition will be booted around 5th place or so, and someone with no business even making it to Hollywood will come in around 7th.

Oh, I love the whole audition and Hollywood Hell Week stuff just as much as the finalists’ competition.

Can’t wait.

I hate the audition shows, especially last year’s laugh-at-the-freak episodes.

Actually, Idol is starting to get on my nerves. In comparison to its production company stablemate So You Think You Can Dance, which does all the same things, but without humiliating anyone (during auditions) and providing coherent and constructive feedback (during the competition).

But I’m a sucker and I’ll watch religiously anyway.

Ditto!

I think they should invite Rob and Amber to audi… Hey! Ouch, that hurts! :wink:

In all seriousness, I’m with Biggirl. Let the fun begin. :slight_smile:

I adore this show, because it’s so utterly and completely filled with delusion. That being said, I can handle just about any delusional famewhore wannabes during the audition rounds except that despicable freak who calls himself “Sex” and shows up with his mother. All together: Ewww!

Who wants to bet how many contestants Paula is going to lose it laughing at (on air) tonight, and how many times she fails to make any kind of comprehensible sense?

That’s a tough bet to take there, Mama. The nuances of Pauler losing it, jamming along, being lost in the moment and smiling encouragingly are often finer than flea floss. Randy and Simon are way easier to categorize with confidence.

At least Paula always manages to look chagrined after outright laughing at some poor fool.

I hope it’s many, many times. I like drunk Pauler much better than coherent Pauler.

um…wasn’t he on the dancing show? I don’t remember him from the singing show.

Yeah, Sex was on the dancing show. He was about the least sexy person ever.

Formerly Fat Guy might have carried that voice off better with the weight.

Did Randy say he could definitely groan or moan?!

Blow. He can definitely blow. It’s a Randy-ism.