[screech]“ALLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHT LOOOOOOOOONG!!!”[/screech]
The next Korn cover?
I have yet to watch the last hour, which I taped.
[screech]“ALLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHT LOOOOOOOOONG!!!”[/screech]
The next Korn cover?
I have yet to watch the last hour, which I taped.
[screech]“ALLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHT LOOOOOOOOONG!!!”[/screech]
The next Korn cover?
I have yet to watch the last hour, which I taped.
Stuck at work, unfortunately. But our year-end close is done, so I’ve been sprung just in time for sweeps. Whoopee!
My son has corrected me. It was “Fiesta, sombero, konnichewa, arigato” as he ticked them off with his finger. And no, I cannot spell the foreign words.
Soap Opera girl was another put on. You cannot convince me she didn’t practice that speech in the mirror for hours. The last, longing glance before she walked out the door gave it away.
He also said “sayonara,” IIRC. That’s the one that cracked my personal shit up. I said to the television, “Sayonara, indeed, assclown.” (Hey, the cats think I’m funny.)
It was “I have to give it my best shot and try everything I can” taken to the ridiculous extreme. I’m pissed they gave her a third try; apparently she lost weight, though, so I guess that made her worth their time. :rolleyes:
Like the Rockette–who worked out every day for a year. Um, you have to sing, too, you know? But I ended up liking her raspy voice.
High comedy indeed.
What in the name of all that’s bright and beautiful goes on in his therapy sessions? How does a therapist get a word in edgewise, let alone an honest opinion?
Most importantly, how do I buy the rights to turn said sessions into a reality show? I want to fund my early retirement! 
We were yelling at the tv during her whole speech (well, I was, anyway) - “Go to Broadway, you drama queen!” Seriously, she needs to try acting.
I’m convinced that Isadora was trying to do a rain dance.
You mean Julie?
Cracked me up when Ryan kept calling her Julie. I don’t want to but I can’t help it, I think Ryan Seacrest is adorable.
If you’re out there and you’re still awake, the chinchilla-clad superstar Ian Benardo is going to be appearing on Headline News any second now. Allegedly. If the promo monkeys are to be believed, anyway. After this goofy story about “rehab” for celebrities who screw up and call their co-stars nasty names. And after the story about Kevin Bacon and his SixDegrees.org charity thing.
Oh my god. What a trainwreck. That was awesome! This guy is a riot. He wants to be a tawk show host. And apparently he has a CD out, of “electronic” music, which – if it has his versions of “Gloria” and “All Night Long” on it, I am buying that sumbitch, I swear to God.
Well, yes…and I should modify my previous comment in that she sounded like a dying animal in a trap, or a human having a nocturnal leg cramp, trying to do a rain dance at the same time.
I don’t know, there’s something about Ian Bernardo’s myspace page* that tells me he knows exactly how ridiculous he is. He’s beginning to crack me up. In a good way.
*Warning: turn your volume wAy down before you click that link.
**Warning
Turn your volume WAAAAAAAAAY down
before you click the above link!**
Is it this part, in his “About Me” section?
Vivid imagination, indeed. If I ever made a list of the Most Awesomest Things Ever To Happen On Reality Television, “The Passion of Ian Benardo” would be #3 on the list.
Me too. I love when he just looks at someone until they do something odd and then he looks at the camera. I think I’ve been liking him so far since there hasn’t been much Simon vs. Ryan. Perhaps they’ll keep that up throughout. Not likely.
Plus I respect him for being such a hard-working guy.