Charleston, SC auditions tonight!
I remind people of Clay Aiken because I’m so gay!
Why does her shoulder strap keep falling down! ACK. :: twitches ::
(Re: Raysharde)
The fro, the smile, the facial features, the gay mannerisms – I cannot have been the only one reminded of Richard Simmons.
Indeed you were not.
And isn’t “Raysharde” just Richard, spoken with a bad French accent?
And he got the Simon hat trick…70s, cabaret AND cruise ship!
Holy Angry Waitress Who Can’t Keep Her Shoulder Straps Up…On Wheels, Batman!! :eek:
I also thought that.
I loved the look she threw over her shoulder at Simon when he cracked that he would only have one salad with lunch.
That girl needs another job. Seriously.
OK, which Dopers are you! Come on, 'fess up!
Simon has got his snark on today.
Is this show still on?
I thought the brother and sister pair were meh.
No. We are prentending that we are watching it.
Um, my point is…enough is enough! 
Remind us of what entertainment you prefer again, we’d like to come by discussions of it and insult your taste. KTHXBYE!
I have to wait a few more hours…Such anticipation…
Really? That wasn’t a legit question? You just came in here to insult us? Oh. Sorry for misunderstanding.
I like, like Abstinence Girl. She’s like, cool and stuff.
Totally.
It’s too bad, like, locket boy, like, didn’t make it to Hollywood, like, because she and he, like, could totally have the buttsex, like, because that’s like, not really sex. Like.