American Idol 2/8: Welcome to Hollywood!!!

I think a new phase in the competition merits a new thread (though one thread might suffice through this round). So… here it is.

I hope Paris and Taylor make it through. Nobody else matters.

I want the cowboy dude to get through.

Could Kelly Pickler be any more cornpone.

Who are these people? I hardly recognize anyone.

Kellie is way too country girl Hee-Haw for me.

I liked Patrick–did we see him before?

Oooh, they’re teasing us by showing Paris for a millisecond, we had better get to hear her, too!

Or, y’know, I’ll keep watching, but I’ll be very very miffed at them, that’ll show their asses! :mad:

I’m very sorry that Kelly Pickler has had a difficult life, and am happy for her that unlike so many others born into difficult lives she at least has talent and good looks, but they seriously need to stop shoving her treacly self down our throats.

Why didn’t you tell me you went to a different party?

Gah…I hope both these smarmy asses get kicked to the curb.

I thought Kelly was genuine and sweet. Too bad I hate country. I wouldn’t mind listening to that dark haired kid a few times.

That’s very important at this stage, watching who will make me want to puncture my ear drums and wonder how anybody could like that singing.

Can I rub that lamp, too?

Heh…nice fake out.

Was that bullethead that got booted along with poor, fragile dickhead Lonnie?

Yes, heads Bullet and Dick both got the boot.

I like the much, much better singing.

How did that guy with the cowboy hat get through. He was terrible. There’s a shortage of guys, isn’t there?

Lisa Tucker chickened out on the high note of “Hopelessly Devoted.”

Hmm, the Johnny Cash/Garth wannabe who sang Hopelessly Devoted? I swear he was trying to spank the invisible girl he was singing to with that upraised hand!

I think I’m gonna be the Paula of this thread. I thought Kelly was sweet. I also felt a tad bit sorry for poor Lonnie when he was just crying and not talking. He looked so young and hurt.

Hooray! Both of the really slick guys are already gone!

Know who I miss right about now? Already? Effing Constantine. God, he was a creepy little man with a perpetual smirk that I wanted to slap right the hell off his face, but he was entertaining. I know this is a talent show and all, but none of these people seem to have any personality, you know?

My Og, why have you abandoned me and allowed me to get so jaded so quickly?

I thought Lisa Tucker made a good choice to just hold the note and showcase the vocal strength as opposed to the ‘look ma, I can trill’ usual style. I’m digging her.