Hey, what happened you Young Zack? Does anybody remember seeing him last night? He was yummy.
I’m right there on the clueless couch with you, babe. :smack:
I promise to do better next week!
So, turns out Idol scored bigger ratings than the Grammys last night. Maybe Kelly shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss the show after all?
Those were my thoughts exactly.
I hate it when people say things like “I don’t understand. I never did anything to Simon.” Bullethead said something to that effect. Do they really think it’s personal? It drives me batty, and I hear people say it all the time!!!
Simon didn’t like him, even in his audition. His was the only “no” vote. (And he said it after a long, pensive glare.)
Simon had done a little bit of fake out when he cut them (“Congratulations…on getting this far. Now you’re going home”) and Sgt. Smarm was complaining that he had been “dissed.” ("…and I’ve never done anything to diss Simon like that’). Like a lot of them, he’s under a fundamental misperception that any of that stuff is personal or really has anything to do with him. He doesn’t get that doing the fake-out bit with the cuts is just part of the show and has zero to do with him personally or with anyone else who gets cut. Like a lot of them, he has an exaggerated sense of his own importance and therefore assume the judges have ever spent more than 20 seconds giving him any thought at all. He thinks that Simon actually made a conscious decision to cut Bullethead out of the show and to do the fake-out bit, just to fuck with him, Bullethead, the center of the universe, specifically. I wonder if he even noticed that he wasn’t the only one who got cut and I wonder if 30 minutes later Simon even remembered who was in that group or what he had said to them.