American Idol 3/3-3/5

Bleh. I love Jesse’s song choices and the tone of her voice. But the singing is just not good enough to make it through, I fear.

So the judges are making the decision? Why bother with the singing then? They pretty clearly already know who they’re going to pick. Why make Tatiana dance like a monkey when they already know they’d never put her in the finals in a million years?

Megan is no Katherine McPhee.

I like sleeve girl but she’s not good enough.

Megan.

I’ve never liked this chick. Repulsive tatoos, and she’s not as cute as she thinks she is.

She totally missed a note at the end there, but of course, it’s not about the singing tonight. The decisions are already made.

Oh for heaven’s sake. The Black Horse and Cherry Tree song (whatever it’s actually called) is not supposed to be a smiley smiley joy thing!

I can’t believe the tongue bath Megan got from the judges. Is there anyone who really believes they haven’t decided yet?

Jizz-do. He can sing some but I can’t imagine I’d buy his album.

Von, begone.

Simon? Beginning to be boring?

Huh. I figure Tatiana is a lock for the finals. Although I agree with the sentiment that the decisions have already been made: they’re basically casting the final three slots. And currently the Top 12 is light on females and lunatics.

What’s up with all the guys wearing the shampoo mohawk?

Ricky Bobby

Dressed like Pee Wee Herman, singing Stevie Wonder. Total sterile and souless. He also told me to “come on.” I HATE that. Do not EVER tell me to “come on.”

Yuck. At least Stevie probably got royalties out of Ricky torturing his song.

What on earth are the judges hearing?

I don’t know all of words to “Superstition”, but did anyone else think he forgot the lyrics about 1/4 of the way through the song? The judges didn’t mention it and they’re usually all over those types of mistakes, so maybe I’m wrong.

They’ve stumbled into Sweden, 2007. (Says the poster who actually owns the DVD of Swedish Idol 2007…)

I need this woman to get off of my television forever.

Tatiana is wearing a disco ball, sang great, and is definitely bringing the crazy.

See, they never had the slightest intention of considering her for the finals. They just keep putting her on for the trainwreck.

So what happened with Ryan and Tatiana? I missed it and my wife has informed it “doest not bear repeating.”

What happened?

I disagree. I think she is different and interesting. after awhile the singers seem to blend into a sameness that makes the program boring. She does not.I like her.

Anoop-Dog

“My Prerogative”

Getting kind of lazy in the choruses, there, letting teh back up singers do the work.

He’s a lock, though.