Love this song. Don’t like slowing it down… it loses its catchiness.
I find Carly to be really full of herself in hr performances. She always looks like she thinks she’s blowing the roof off when she’s really nothing special.
I’m calling “cruise ship” on this one.
ARGH what is Carly WEARING? Someone PLEASE SET HER WARDROBE ON FIRE.
ETA: OMG Simon. Yes.
I’m afraid one night soon Paula is going to take out a sharpened nail file and slice her arm on nationwide TV.
I missed everything. I saw the end of Romulan. Is Paula gonna climb down Randy’s throat?
Castro is dreamy. Carla sounded nice.
Les Mis’s wardrobe mistress called- she wants her “Third Lovely Lady from the Left” syphilitic 1840s French whore costume back.
After seven seasons? Nope. We’re not expecting great performances.
Paula is wasted tonight.
And so much word on Simon calling Carly on those disgusting sleeveless tops she always wears. She needs to cover that filth on her arm. This isn’t Jerry Springer. This isn’t Cops. Cover that shit up.
Effie David up next… here comes either Coat of Many Colors or Eagle When She Soars.
Simon is exactly right–Carly looks like trash with that tattoo and the wretched outfits.
This was actually the first time I liked her singing.
One other question: could Pauler’s pupils be any more dilated?
Why does his voice sound better when I don’t look at him? He’s not a bad looking kid, but he’s just somehow cloying in his facial expressions.
Archie sounds good, I guess.
We need to have a shooter game with Idol. Aura’s always good for a shot.
I’m really starting to hate David Archuleta. Everything sounds the same, but nobody cares.
He just tries too hard to be soulful by scunching up his face. He needs to grow up a little.
ETA: Is Kristy Lee barefoot?
He’s totally Grobanesque in talent and sound, he’s just somehow pre-packaged. Plus, even with his “little emotions” (Dolly’s words not mine) his singing about Smokie Mountain Memory sounds about as connected and nostalgic as me singing the theme to Good Times.
As opposed to other nights…? 
Shooter game for AI, eh? One shot for every time Simon signals the Mothership.
Oh, Lord, Kristy’s doing Coat. How cloying is this going to be?
Yep. That’s about what I thought. They should use videos of this chick at Guantanamo Bay.
Shot for every time Randy says “Check it!”
'kay, to me this is the best of the night so far.
Michael Johns’ Jolene will probably take the night though.