I want to father Carrie’s children so bad.
I likedCarrie alot. Especially the crack at the end. It gave the song character.
By the way, that writing duo knew how to write a pop tune!
Oh, Carrie. No, no, sweet baby Jesus, NO! First of all, kicking a mic stand does not make you “dangerous.” Also, I don’t know if you got the memo or not, but one cannot be “evil” in pink lipstick, let alone a subtle smoky eye. It just doesn’t happen. Good Lord, woman, you’re in LA. Have you not seen a hooker? Christ on a bike, you bore me. Begone!
Anthony Fedorov- Poison Ivy (1959) The Coasters - Oh, I like the band! First impression of the song - not a good song for him, it’s a little too high at the beginning. Glasses are back. This is going to be a tough week for him. I predict bottom three on this performance alone. He’s moving with the beat, but it doesn’t look good. He finished a little better than he started, but it’s not a great performance. Randy says it was very out of tune in the beginning but it just wasn’t amazing for him. Paula says she gives him credit for picking a song that shows versatility and it’s one of her fav songs but she likes it when he sings ballads. Simon says to Paula, “So you didn’t like it.” He says it was an insipid, amateurish performance.
Scott Savol- On Broadway (1978) George Benson - His speech? Asinine. Who is voting for this ass? He shaved his goatee. I have to say, this isn’t his worst performance. Dear God, help us. This song fits into his range well. I think on this performance alone he has a leg up on Anthony. He’s still pond-scum. Randy says that every week he seems to come up with just enough vocals to pull it out. Paula says he has moxie. She says she loves the way he sang that song. Simon says that he’s had more escapes than Houdini. He says it was probably Scott’s best performance.
Vonzell Solomon- Treat Me Nice (1957) Elvis Presley - She’s so cute. I don’t love the song but she’s handling it ok. It’s a bit on the low side and it’s a bit of a stretch for her sometimes. She finished it well. Randy says blah blah blah, he’s a record producer. He says it was one of the best vocals out of a song that he doesn’t even really know. He says it was an incredible performance. Paula says she is a consummate (Paula knows that word??) performer with great vocals. Simon says there were elements that were very good but he thought overall it was a bit of a mess.
Bo Bice- Stand By Me (1961) Ben E King - hears first notes, then melts~ Oh damn boy…that’s the good stuff. I didn’t think it was possible to lurve him more, but I do. Great song, terrific, solid performance. Not a great last note, but I don’t care. ~needs a cold shower~ Randy says he loves that Bo picks the right song every week and he knows exactly what type of record he should make. He says he’s on his way. Paula says it he colored it all up with Bo…um, yeah. Simon says he picked the best song tonight.
Carrie Underwood- Trouble (1958) Elvis Presley - Her hair looks good tonight! Flat iron, baby! She looks a little less afraid this week. No glassy-eyed stare, but she’s still stiff. Vocally, she’s great as usual. GREAT job! I loved it. Randy says that she knows exactly who she is and that was a great song choice. Paula says it was fun to see a different side of her, she’s a star. Simon says it was absolutely and totally what Randy says, you have to give the fans what they want and that’s what they wanted.
Since we get split performances, I’m posting half now and half at the end.
Allright, I’m late to the party but here goes:
Anthony–meh, yet again. He seems to have Diana Degarmo syndrome, though, in that he’s beefed up a bit since the start of the show.
Scott–hate him but he did a good job; better than Anthony.
Vonzell–didn’t work for me. All she can do is hit high notes.
Bo–love his voice but as somebody noted, it’s a boring song.
Carrie–Carrie? Honey? Barbie dolls aren’t trouble or evil.
From what year are these songs supposed to be? I don’t remember Anthony’s
2K5. Hopefully you just haven’t heard it as opposed to having forgotten it. If not, see doctor.
What the hell song is this that Anthony is singing? Can I call him El Screamador from now on? He has beady little weasel eyes. I think I like him better with his glasses on.
Not good Hole. And I think he’s definately Boy Band. The tweeners are going to be burning up the phone lines.
Well, he looks better in this song thanin the other one (referring o Scott). And how old is song, anyways?
I don’t understand the fast parts…
I’m back to being very bleah about Scott.
Can I get odds somewhere on whether Scott’s “Idol” stylist will be entering Witness Protection any time soon? God, nothing like having NO CLUE about current songs to make a woman feel old on the night before her mumbledysomethingth bithday.
Please get rid of Scott!! Tell me Simin’s not backing off!
Nope, don’t recognize AFed’s song…
And Scott is still teasing Simon about what he said last week.
You know, it wouldn’t surprise me if Vonzell leaves this week… just because…
I know you guys can’t stand him, but tonight is reminding me why I liked him in the beginning. He really has a voice like an angel.
So the dressers pick his clothes. I think poor Simon is worried he’s gonna get stuck trying to market Scott. I can’t see him doing well after this competition.
What a freaking tool. GAH!!!
OK, Scott’s last comment? I know what song he should (heaven forbid) sing next week: “Asshole” by Denis Leary.
Oops! Simon! not Simin!
Simon’s worst nightmare: Having to market Scott as “Scottie the Body” and having to pay Seacrest a royalty every time somebody says it.
Ok, I think Vonzell’s songs rings familiar… And I like that dress…