American Idol 7 starts tonight!

I don’t know if I can watch how every many nights of this. I hate these early rounds. I love Hollywood, but this is just awful. I watch it only for the few gems, but I can’t even do that. Just annoying as can be!

Blondie is cute, but “Amazing Grace” is a very easy song to sing – very narrow range of notes — she got through on her looks.

Not to mention, the word “lost” does not have five syllables.

I wanted to hear Milo’s third verse.

He’s already on YouTube…

But that would have involved seeing more of his chest hair. Talk about No Sex Allowed!

Dude, I was with you until the crack comment. Rett’s babies aren’t crack babies, you can make a valid commentary on the rest without being an ass.

Why? Why would someone do that? Ewwwwwwww

I love how Sea to Shining Sea girl’s vibrato seems to be controlled by her arm movements. Freaky!

Stalker’s song is so much better than No Sex Allowed.

Ahhhh! AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

If that waxing guy screams “Kelly Clarkson!” at any point, I will die.

Simon seemed really frightened for a minute.

Are you allowed to be on AI if you have previously recorded a record? “Little Liz” creeps me out.

I was being sarcastic. Excuse me. I just found that whole thing so offensively heavy-handed. This is supposed to be a talent competition, not Queen for a Day.

AFAIK, you’re allowed as long as you don’t have a current contract.

Yeah, there are at least two people (counting Little Liz) who made it to Hollywood this year who released records before. I’m pretty sure Daughtry, Chris Sligh, and Taylor Hicks were in bands that released records before they got on the show. As long as you’re not currently under contract, you’re okay.

Dreadlocks guy sang maybe three notes in that song. Booooooooring. But hot!

Dreadlock Man was pretty but he’s got that nasally voice that I cannot stand.

You mean “small town” (cough Dover DE cough) Uncle Cracker? I wouldn’t say hot as much as if you shaved the facial hair he would be a beautiful woman. Supermodelesque.

I don’t remember being that immature and naïve at the age of 24.

Nanny has never seen an R-rated movie? Ugh.