This Band Sucks So Bad I Have To Use All Caps!!!
Hey, they disabled it on me.
Jonas Brothers. Ugh.
Okay, I just googled their horrible lyrics. The Jonas Brothers.
Who’s the old lady? WTF is going on? This is bad even for an American Idol finale.
I think Marc Bolan was reincarnated as that chick.
Oh, man, “Go Down Moses,” guy. He’s the dude that got pranked by his coworkers. That was cruel.
Oh. My. God.
Seriously, I can’t watch this.
Ah, the famous Singing Virgins. Somewhere I read that their fan base is considered the most obnoxious on the internet about savaging any snark against the band.
I missed David C’s undies… damn!
I forgot how bad some of these auditions were.
Fleetwood Mac is allowed the USC marching band entrance. Not the crazy bird guy. The band director should be ashamed.
Thanks. I’m embarassed to admit the only reason I know about them is because they were in the comic strip “Heart of the City” in my newspaper.
Good lord, this is horseshit. It’s like they threw this whole goddamned episode together after they wrapped up with last Wednesday’s episode.
Which means they spent two days more than Mike Myers did on his new movie.
OK, I’ll confess…
Brothers Forever with the marching band was my favorite part of the episode so far.
In addition to the waaaay over the top cheesiness of the night, somebody should shoot the director. The camera work is absofuckinglutely horrible. Who thinks that weird angles, fast cuts and see-sawing zooms are good television?
Y’know Carm I’m betting David in his tighty whitey glory will be on Youtube momentarily.
Holy crap. I was ironing and only half-paying attention. My jaw dropped and I almost burned my pants. Apparently he sets my pants on fire.
What a fugly dress.
ETA: Great minds, Lily. 
Yuck! Who dressed Jordin?
ETA: Hazel, I’m glad you’re with me on the fashoin snark simulpost. 
“The biggest party in Utah…”
That’s kind of like the toughest quilting team or the funniest cancer.
I think that should go in any review of his future CDs. ::snerk::