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My friend and I, who are reliving our teenage years through our completely immature obsession with all things David Cook, were TOTALLY bummed to hear that he went out on a date with that very LA-affected Kimberly Caldwell (2nd season contestant and TV Guide talk show host)- he asked her out on live TV, and then talked about their dinner together on Regis. It even says on her Wiki page that they’re “dating”. What-EVER!
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Oh she’s so obviously his publicist picked beard until he’s comfortable enough in his fame and fortune to admit he’s gay, come to my workplace, lift me in his arms and take me back to where I once belonged as my co-workers cheer and the relief societies send over a selection of this years Third World orphans for us to choose as our starter kids. Puh-lease!
Some cool interviews:
Archie and Cook- Arch is such a lamb in the woods. I love the following exchange in this:
David Cook on Ellen Degeneres Show
The infamous Every Other Man in Hollywood Has Had Her for the Price of a Happy Meal So Why Not Make it Look Like Cook is Straight Long Enough to Throw Off those Queens Who Might Otherwise Try to Take Him From Sampiro Date With Caldwell (The HARLOT!) Footage
Also available on-line are the two Larry King Interviews with the Davids and the other 8 TOP TENNERS. Anyone see those? Damn… is Larry officially senile or was he always this bad?
This is a synopsis of the ENTIRE TWO HOUR INTERVIEW SEGMENTS, I kid you not:
Larry King: David Archuleta, what do you think of Brooke?
David Arch: Ah, she’s great…
Larry King: Syesha, do you agree?
Syesha: Well Lar…
Larry King: Jason Cuba
Jason: No, it’s like Jason… you know… like… Castro
Larry King: Whatever. Jason Fidel, what’s it like to sit next to Kelli Pickler there?
Kristy: I’m not Kelli Pickler I’m Kristy…
Larry King: That a fact? Kelli, what do you think about David Cook winning?
Kristi: Well…
David Cook: Actually there’s a funny story about…
Larry King: Chickadee EZ, are you the first rapper on Idol?
Chikezie: I’m not a rapper and my name is
Larry King: More when we return with the winners of Season 12 American Idol.
Archuleta: It’s season 7 actually
Larry King: He’s a Mormon. We’ll ask if his dad beats him because of his dreadlocks when we return.
While the above may be slightly exaggerated, it’s not as much as you would think. He continually bumbled the names (really did pronounce Chikezie’s name to rhyme with Chickadee, and while it’s certainly not a common name that’s why you have production staff) and generally asked everybody what they thought of everybody else as if one was going to say “The two Davids suck! This contest should have gone to that gay Filipino head waver kid!”
The only good questions came from email. Michael Johns was funny though, and the Top 10 seem to really like each other (save for Kristy Lee Cook, who seems a bit more reserved).
Does anyone who watched the show know why Michael Johns was so secretive about why he’s in Vegas? (He appeared this weekend at House of Blues there so I assumed that’s the reason.)