Amusing company name and slogan. Feel free to add on.

That one also makes me smile.

Fred’s Muffler shop
“No muff too tuff
We dive till five”

They are located only in Corona, CA, and apparently see no need for a website.

In Virginia Beach, Savior Martial Arts…complete with a huge sign saying “Karate For Christ”…is, or was, side by side with a VERY gay bar. The juxtoposition always makes me giggle.

A favorite of mine that I see on the interstate sometimes.

NBS Trucking

Huh-huh, huh-huh, they said “load.” :smiley:

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

Where is your G.O.D. now? :smiley:

There’s a transportation company in Canada called Fluke, and they have the slogan “If it’s on time…it’s a FLUKE

On a road trip once, we passed one of the standard (in Texas) blue-and-white highway signs noting “Rest Stop -->”. Directly to the right of the sign was a cemetery.

(the actual rest stop was a couple hundred yards further down)

We have a fish store called The Wet Spot. There used to be a hair salon called The Best Little Hairhouse in Gresham, I’m not sure if it still exists. There also used to be a dry cleaning shop years ago with the name P & S Cleaners.

Goddamn it you people I’m giggling like I’m 12!

CUM Books. A christian bookstore chain in South Africa.

And their website: www.cum.co.za/ (SFW, I promise)

Old Yeller Dog Food

Really guys? Are you sure you want to associate your dog food with that movie?

A slogan I once read on the back of this lady’s van that apparently is running a nanny service:

** Nanny: HELL-en

please call 555-5555**

Um, yeah, I’ll get right on that.

I see trucks from Western Truck Fab pretty frequently around here.

We have a church called Ram in the Bush. I almost drove off the road,what were they thinking?

The original Aspercreme commercials used to say “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!” in a very cheerful tone.

There’s a place around here (NY) called the Amigone Funeral home (but it’s pronounced with a short I) and a Bury Funeral home.

There is a funeral directors in England called Frederick Paine and Sons.

A friend of mine had a scaffolding business that he called “Bud’s erections”.

That link triggered my antivirus software, with a high danger alert. Be careful.

Holy Sheet! - “We know our sheet!”

I used to live by the Liquor Box and used to drive past Master Bait & Tackle.