That one also makes me smile.
Fred’s Muffler shop
“No muff too tuff
We dive till five”
They are located only in Corona, CA, and apparently see no need for a website.
In Virginia Beach, Savior Martial Arts…complete with a huge sign saying “Karate For Christ”…is, or was, side by side with a VERY gay bar. The juxtoposition always makes me giggle.
A favorite of mine that I see on the interstate sometimes.
Huh-huh, huh-huh, they said “load.”
There’s a transportation company in Canada called Fluke, and they have the slogan “If it’s on time…it’s a FLUKE”
On a road trip once, we passed one of the standard (in Texas) blue-and-white highway signs noting “Rest Stop -->”. Directly to the right of the sign was a cemetery.
(the actual rest stop was a couple hundred yards further down)
We have a fish store called The Wet Spot. There used to be a hair salon called The Best Little Hairhouse in Gresham, I’m not sure if it still exists. There also used to be a dry cleaning shop years ago with the name P & S Cleaners.
Goddamn it you people I’m giggling like I’m 12!
CUM Books. A christian bookstore chain in South Africa.
And their website: www.cum.co.za/ (SFW, I promise)
Old Yeller Dog Food
Really guys? Are you sure you want to associate your dog food with that movie?
A slogan I once read on the back of this lady’s van that apparently is running a nanny service:
** Nanny: HELL-en
please call 555-5555**
Um, yeah, I’ll get right on that.
I see trucks from Western Truck Fab pretty frequently around here.
We have a church called Ram in the Bush. I almost drove off the road,what were they thinking?
The original Aspercreme commercials used to say “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!” in a very cheerful tone.
There’s a place around here (NY) called the Amigone Funeral home (but it’s pronounced with a short I) and a Bury Funeral home.
There is a funeral directors in England called Frederick Paine and Sons.
A friend of mine had a scaffolding business that he called “Bud’s erections”.
That link triggered my antivirus software, with a high danger alert. Be careful.
Holy Sheet! - “We know our sheet!”
I used to live by the Liquor Box and used to drive past Master Bait & Tackle.