Amusing Signs

What’s so funny about a sign that says “Yard Sale”?

Kointry Kravins & Krafts…. KKK?

They Mailerized the town name!

But it’s a long way from Climax.

A bit shocked to not see any mischief with that arrow…

Help me out here.

Liquor, beer, wine, ice, beer specials, tobacco, e-cigs, cigars, CBD, vape, and kratom. Which one doesn’t belong?

I lived near a community that had a Lois Lane and a Margo Lane. Also a community where all the streets were named after herbs and spices.

There’s a Warp Drive in town along with several other ST:TNG themed streets.

Puts me in mind of the late comedian John Pinette :rofl:

In the general vicinity of Sacramento, there’s an intersection of Klingon and Romulan. Also an intersection of Disk Drive and Data Drive.

Article about that and other streets. Also mentions the same TNG streets that I did.

This is 100% true:

A bud of mine who worked in a school district that has been notorious for being sanctioned by the state and has endured a multitude of law suits by mistreated employees, had this sign labeling a paper drawer: “Graft Paper”. Freudian slip? LOL

Is it next to the drawer with the grift wrapping paper?

Ice is a bad habit?

It’s just come to me that somewhere (apocryphally?) there’s a Chinese restaurant called Ho Lee Fook.

And there’s the (equally apocryphally?) “Ears pierced while you wait”, and one I saw myself on beachside stall in Ibiza: “We make little holes in your ears without pain”.

Oh, and there was a beach shack café in Crete that advertised "Fried Squits’.

:notes: I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein :notes:

Lee Ho Fook - Wikipedia

Lee Ho Fook was a Chinese restaurant located in Chinatown, London at 15–16 Gerrard Street.[1] It was originally located at 4 Macclesfield Street and continued to operate out of that site, known as Lee Ho Fook II, as well as Gerard Street, for several decades.[2] In 1974, it became the first Chinese restaurant in the United Kingdom to be awarded a Michelin Star.[3] The restaurant was referenced in the lyrics of 1978 song “Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon.[4]

Lee Ho Fook closed in 2008, being replaced by another restaurant called Golden Harvest. That was then replaced by Dumplings’ Legend, which specialises in soup-filled dumplings.

Depends what (or who) you do with it.

Just wanted to say thanks for that. Despite his success I had not heard of Pinette. That was very funny so I ended up watching half a dozen other YouTube clips of his standup. Very sad that he died at only 50.

Yeah. If you don’t know who Mitch Hedberg or Greg Giraldo are, you should look them up too. Not sure what it is about stand-ups, no matter how much they enjoy skiing or buffets.

Moose Crossing signs are pretty commonplace in the northeast - they appear along I-95 approaching Portland, and we saw loads of them when visiting Quebec.

I never saw a moose near any of them. I took to yelling “FALSE ADVERTISING” every time I saw a sign.

Near Assateague / Chincoteague / Wallops Island, some jokester had put large red dots on the noses on the “deer crossing” signs.