After viewing American Pie2 I realized I had the hots for “band camp girl.”
Maybe it is her smile or those eyes, yet it cannot compare to the real horror of the woman I am most ashamed to be seriously attracted to…
Tonya Harding.
I was never a fan of her as an Ice Skater. I am more of an Oksana Bakul kinda guy in that department.
but after the hubcap beating she administered to her Boyfriend I just cant keep her out of my mind.
sigh
You know she had breast implants and is going to do a topless ice-skating show in Vegas? I swear to God. I’m trying to find a link, but they all appear to be at least kinda pornographic in nature.
And guess who was on Larry King Live tonight…none other then the aforementioned Tonya Harding…coincidence… I think not.
“Band camp girl” is Alyson Hannigan. And being attracted to her is nothing to be ashamed of (but she’s mine, so don’t try anything :)).
Some people over on the somethingawful forums have started an “Alyson Hannigan is fucking hot” army. They’re right, dammit.
Maybe use different search terms?
Wow! Me too. Everyone I tell thinks I’m insane. It makes my wife ill. There’s just something about Tonya that I can’t explain.
Haj
I had the hots for “band camp girl” on Pie 1. I found her extremely hot. Haven’t seen II yet, but I’m looking forward to it.
As for Tonya… dude… I dunno what to say…
Aly Hannigan is a goddess among women.
She is the reason why I have every single Buffy episode on tape.
Pardon me while I lech…
I always kinda liked band camp girl. She was cute, and the fact that she kept telling her band camp stories and was totally oblivious to how lame they were was strangely endearing.
Geez! You people are too soft. 
How are -these- for embarrassing?
-Minerva Mink from ‘Animaniacs’
-The Dark Queen from ‘Battletoads’
-Justy Ueki Tylor from ‘Irresponsible Captain Tylor’
-Hiro from ‘Lunar: Eternal Blue’
-Sean Connery [Not quite as outrageous, but with him being as old as he is–and me being 19…]
Most of the above listed aren’t even -real-!
-Ashley
Uh, I could swear it was “Oksana Bayul”, not Bakul…
::sob, sob:: Oh Osip ! And all this time I thought I was your most embarrassing crush ! My heart is broken. You fickle man ! :: sob sob::
(ps, Sorry, I couldn’t resist the hijack 
, good to see you again)
Alyson Hannigan is RIDICULOUSLY hot.
That’s all, carry on.
ok, here’s one for you. I first fell in love with Britney long ago. Her cute nose. Her fashion sense. That rich girl come hither stare. And ohh ohh ohh when she sang, my wee little heart quivered.
Spears? no no no, Britney from the Chipettes.
It’s almost too embarrassing to post: Ariel, the little mermaid. Please tell me I’m not a sicko…
If you keep doing it into your late late 20s then it gets kinda nasty. It’s like a step or two away from being illegal.
But I agree, Ariel. Ooh and Min Mei from Robotech. But at least they’re human.
Looks like it’s not going to happen.
http://www.tonyaharding.org/news/nottopless.html
I had one on Tonya for awhile, but the attitude turned me off.
You are Correct ladyfoxfire. It is Bayul. Not Bakul I was typing faster than I was thinking. (Not much of an effort to do such a thing.)
thanks for the correction.
Ayesha, the title is embaressing crushes. I am by no means embaressed to say I have always had a major crush on you. see the difference.
Osip
Man, if I were to start listing the girls I had a crush on it would go on forever!
'nuff said…
** TO THE SHOWER**
Guy? CMIIW, but I don’t think you’re allowed to have a favorite ice-skater and call yourself a guy.
