An even more frank conversation

Mustard slaw ketchup onions and chili. Magnificent!

Generally, just plain yellow mustard (like French’s) and green relish.

Don’t let Inspector Callahan catch you doing that.

Is there a different colored relish, or is that just a regional description? We just call it pickle relish.

Poppy seed bun (if available), a medium-small amount of relish, just enough yellow mustard to balance the sweetness, and chopped onion.

this is how I like my dogs

I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable eating the meat of a six-foot, three-and-one-half-inch tall invisible rabbit.

Thin avacado slices and pico de gallo salsa with crushed red peppers for me on my hotdog, thanks!