If he starts behaving like our tortie – getting onto every level surface in the house and pushing stuff off it onto the floor – you can name it Newton (which is what we should have named Silly)
{{{Dotty}}}
**Spaz **-- TheFuckingWeather just keeps saying “it’s fucking… alright!” about every city in Israel I feed it… 
**Nava **-- Germans have a reputation for being polite?! That’s news to me.
Yay for the weight loss, Rosie!!
::Waves at BusDude::
she could be Smokey’s sister
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She’s a pretty kitty, **rigs. **I still think you should name her Mia.
Not much going on here. I need pull out my work laptop and get some stuff done, but am having a real hard time feeling motivated about it. I’m sick of work and sick of my job. I hope my attitude improves soon.
I’ve been texting back and forth with my daughter. I’ll be so glad when she gets home. I received a text from her last night saying I would be the BESTEST MOMMY EVAR if I would make her my burritos when she gets home.
I told her that I would do it.
Tomorrow is my daughter’s birthday. This is the first birthday she’s ever been away from home. I guess I’ll have to get used to it, but still, it’s a first.
In other news, I’m ready to rip out all my stoopit girl parts. :mad: They are completely fubarred and causing me no end of grief.:mad::mad:
Now, I look at rigskitteh, and I see a Tessie.
Daughter and SIL are safely home. We went out for some foods, then stopped at the grocery so she could buy some lunch stuff for the week. Now we’re home. I’m about to assume knitting posture. My plants are watered - I’ve been kinda neglectful…
It’s still cold and windy and I’m ready for spring. And that’s all I’m gonna say about that.
Hooray rosie! I need to get up and move my butt, too, but it’s a bit chilly out.
{{{{Dotty}}}}
rigs, I still say the cat should be named Murderous Intent.
I’ve finally organized my room. Now I have to figure out how to get pine shavings out of the hall carpet. Roommate L needs to learn how to tie the rabbit litter bag closed before casually tossing it on a shelf next to the dustpan. The vacuum has given up on the shavings and the broom has plastic bristles and is therefore lousy for actually sweeping.
On the plus side, my desk is clean and organized, my files are neatly filed away, and I have a new table for my printer so I can use it without it being an ordeal.
My kid just shared this site with me - my face hurts from laffin’!! 
I’ve been trying to VPN to my work network for the last couple of hours and can’t get in. Dammit. I need to queue up a stupid ad hoc for an early morning report. I’ve texted my co-worker to let her know and told her I’d keep trying. I’m not counting on being able to get in though.:mad: I was planning on doing some other work too, dammit.
MiL is supposed to come over in a bit. I guess I should get myself cleaned up, but I was trying to eke out the last of my sloth before the craziness of the work week started.
Glad your daughter made it home safely, FCM.
We have decided on Natasha. She looks like a Natasha. The next cat I get (when no kids are at home) WILL be named Kobeyashi Maru, but Natasha is cool. 
Thank you all for playing along at home. I did read, but (as always) did not retain much. Yays, boos, hugs prn (as needed).
Tired. Headache.
Continuing my strangely productive streak, I have cooked my dinners for the week, placed them in storage containers, and set them in the refrigerator to be reheated as needed.
Now I shall laze about for the evening.
Checking in before I’m without the internet at work again. <whine>
Cute kitty, funny websites, yay for weightloss… thanks for the prn rigs. 
no heat, no hot water. Just noticed it because I am used to a drafty house, and I figured that was it because last time I was this cold my tenant was fine. But tonight we’re both turning blue. So I called the oil company and they’re on the way - meanwhile I am getting under the covers.
I am watchin’ the funniest show on teevee, Bridezillas. It cracks me up! 
It’s cold outside. It’s warm in da cave.
BioRosie heat and hot water are essential and good things. Here’s hopin’ the oil company shows up soon. We don’t you to have to endure the wrath of a cold Smokey. :eek:
Nice kitty name, rigs. You need a Boris now. After that, Rocky and Bullwinkle.
MiL just left. We had a nice enough visit. She brough a b-day gift over for my daughter.
Aren’t those women just *nuts, ***Swampy? ** Chee-rist, they actually irritate me and I have to turn the channel. I feel sorry for those people around them.
I finally managed to queue up my ad hoc, but wasn’t able to get to any of the other stuff I wanted to do since my MiL was here. Now, I just want to chill a bit before I make dinner.
For once, I look forward to Monday. Well, at least the latter part of the day. VunderKind arrives at the Nawfick Scareport at 1800, and I’m taking the week off for vaykay…
Early Monday, well, I gotta shampoo the frikkin’ carpets again.
Would anybody like to place a catering order? I really need some work before my brain shifts into low gear full time. Or, if somebody could please explain the meaning of life and why there is unnecessary suffering in this world, that would be good too. :dubious:
**Bobbio **- wouldn’t it be cheaper and easier to get doggie diapers??
We watched Sweeney Todd - it’s a rather gruesome movie, but doggone, can Johnny Depp sing! Then we caught the end of The Princess Bride. Now **FCD **is watching The Birds and a science program - weird switch from one to another… And I’ve been knitting along. I’m making a scrap afghan - I’ve got a bag full of ends of skeins, and I just grab one when the one before it ends. It will be very colorful.
Daughter tried out her Snuggie! It really is a blanket with sleeves. She said it kept her arms warm, but her ass was cold. So now we’ve got to invent an Ass Snuggie! Hey, **swampy **- you wanna do my infomercial for the Ass Snuggie??
Well, time to log off for the night. Almost my bedtime. Kisses and gropes to one and all. MWAH!!
I would totally do an infomercial for The Ass Snuggie! I just know we could have an entire infomercials with just Mumpers for that! It could be like a Snuggie but with electric heat coils in the back so it could fit all size asses and warm up your Pop Tart at the same time! It’s like the jakiest of all things sold in an informercial evah!!!111
That’s the movie that convinced me Helena Bonham Carter is a great actress. I love the “Worst Pies in London” song.
I’d be down with that, **Swampy! ** But it needs pockets for the Kindle and remote.