Your fickleness/constancy/libido is astounding/gratifying/terrifying
I’m touched, and indeed, a little flattered.
But, um, my wife wields a mean katana…
Please. I only tell you of my love/lust/infatuation so I can clear my conscience. I have no intention of coming between you and your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other/guard dog/goat.
I meant only to flatter/seduce/strip/annoy you.
Chef Troy, Um,
all I can say is,
“aw shucks”
sheepishly scuffing the toe of her sneaker in the dust at her feet
Hi Struuter. You’re welcome. Please let me know how you DO pronounce your username, phonetically. I’ll get pickled in raw curiosity until you let me know!
Wow, I’ve never seen raw curiosity this close–much less PICKLED. Mind if I take a moment to really enjoy it?
Mmmmmm. That was nice. Thank you. As for my username, I took one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite movies, ‘Time Bandits,’ and did to his name what I imagine he might do…misspell it and not really care.
Strutter is the character. I figured, two t’s or two u’s…who cares anyway? I know how it’s pronounced. And I think Strutter would think that was fine. If he could remember to think of it at all. Better than Og. Although, maybe not…
Thanks struuter. They say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Well it was…
Beguiled I am by all you state
Come close, let me reciprocate
And whisper to you words true meant
Of how your charms these arms torment
And then shall word meld unto kiss
As cyber-passion’s virtual bliss
Compels devotion, fix’d and utter
To my precious flirty struuter
…and I have.
And today’s bonus item, as an aide memoire:
Some gals end up in life’s rank gutter
Others in Last Tango butter
Some strut their stuff in fancy schmutter
To make male Dopers stammer, stutter
Some end up smart - great thinks they mutter
While others’ minds are random clutter
But if to choose with whom I’d rut, her
Name could be naught else but… Struuter
I’m dredging this up from three days ago for the sole reason of thanking you for again humbling me with your poetry, ianzin.
It is too much. To think, a beautiful Brit with winning charm and a rapier-sharp wit takes the time to pen a little something for me. sigh
You like poetry? I’ll give ya poetry!
There once was a chick named Struuter,
Who’s uncorrectable stutter,
made talking unseemly,
but did feel quite dreamy,
while sucking my 8-inch long pudder.
Chief, I’ll give ya 10 points for creative use of the word’pudder.’ Or should I say, t-t-t-t-ten p-p-p-p-points…?
[Homer]Mmmmmmmmmmm. Stutter…[/Homer]
You are a bad man.
You are most welcome.
ROFL! While I graciously accept your kind words, I have to say that “beautiful” is very funny. I’ve lived a long life, and been described many ways, but “beautiful” is a first. Chalk one up to you, struuter!