An introduction to Frock

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hello. I’m Frock. I’ve been watching these boards for about a month now. I must admit, you are the liveliest and certaintly the most unusual gruop of people, I’ve ever had the pleasure to witness. Just yesterday, I was reading the TMI thread. It got me thinking, “Now this is a group of people I’ld love to get to know”. So, like any kid trying to make new friends, I have decided to introduce myself and hope I’m well recieved.

I won’t bore you with the details of my life just yet. All anyone needs to know is…

  1. I’m a cook. Not a glamourous job, but it’s what i do best.
  2. I’m from Philly.
  3. I have a strange obsession with Ron Jeremy. He’s sort of my idol.

Well I don’t expect anyone to respond to this thread, but I would like to say, this is the most bizarre and amusing message board around. I look forward to getting to know some of you in the future. Thanks

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Welcome to the boards. Prepared to be confused with fnord** I forget the last 2 numbers in his name.

I know of at leats 1 person on these boards who has met Ron Jeremy. Good luck finding out who.

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Welcome aboard, Frock! Play nice with the animals and all will be well.

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[makes Fr. a coffee]

The folks here are really nice. They can also seem to be jumping down your throat sometimes - ignore all negatives, enjoy all positives, and never stop being yourself.

Have a blast.

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I feel oddly compelled to do the Umingmak Anak dance, substituting your name.

Hiya!

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Hey Ginger…

You know how yesterday at the party I thought that some guy was the guy from the movie with that other guy??

It wasn’t him…it was FROCK…a far cooler person.

Still, I wish I could remember that guy’s name.

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I thought I told you it was fnord.

I don’t know if this dried crusty stuff in my hair is jell-o…

[sub]Umingmak anak! umingmak anak! umingmak anak![/sub]

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Welcome, I think Mercutio was refering to me, I guess that there could be worse people to be confused with.

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Thanks for the warm welcome. I look forward to taking part in this odd gathering of folks.

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I took “Introduction to Frock” as a freshman course at Friar University. Welcome to the boards.

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But on the other hand Frock

It is not an ODD gathering because there are an even number of replies you fool.

Except that this one makes it an ODD number… my brain hurts.

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Fine. Are we even now?

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Oh that is really silly FROCK.

We are only even if I don’t reply to you, as you know.

As soon as I reply, we are at odds.

My brain hurts really bad.

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Welcome to the boards, frock75! Enjoy your stay here and please don’t post anything I wouldn’t post. I’d hate to see you defrocked.

[sub]sorry[/sub]

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. . .and here I was thinking this was some an introduction to some bizare combination of Folk and Rockmusic, or somthin’

Howdy Frock, enjoy your stay

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Welcome Frock :slight_smile:

[sub] I will be a good girl and not flirt. I will be a good girl…[/sub]

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Jack me.

Frock you!!

Welcome.

:wink:

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Is it me, or did Batty just say “Jack Me?”

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the largest collection of crazies and geniuses (points are awarded if you can tell the difference).

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Oh I forgot to warn you, do not ask what munging is, if someone should happen to use it. You will be better off if you dont know.

[sub]I wonder how long before he asks [/sub]

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Don’t ask what felching is either.

Welcome Frock!