You mean Bib didn’t give you one? 
Tell me about it. My life revovles around my office at the moment. Looks like Christmas break isn’t going to be a break. Lucky I’m a workaholic, and have no plans apart from to spend some time with family over Christmas. I hope that they think that just being in the same house is enough…
Nope. I guess there’s always the next trip, though…take note, LonDopers!
(And I’m told I give pretty good backrubs myself…hey, at least the 4+ years with Igor the Schmuck weren’t entirely wasted! There are pluses to dating a professional massage therapist, in spite of the Seinfeld episode on that subject - which is all too true to life, by the way).
Reading over this again, I seem to have caused a little confusion.
Tarah is not a geek, in fact sometimes I have to use monosylabic words. But its ok, she is sweet, and worth it.
We have been taking a bit of time off from the messing around. We both thought we were moving too fast, and wanted to slow it down. Its quite nice actually, we get to talk more, and be around people.
Its Christmas tree decorating time today.
Other than that, just relaxing today. I may go and get some books to read during my semester break.
Side note, who else thinks we need a pirate smilie?
Sorry if I came off harsh by saying that I wasn’t interested in the “50-ish” women hear at work. Also, at 37, you’re not an old broad. In fact, some of the older women I work with that are older are actually pretty attractive, it’s just the age difference, I feel would get in the way. I would think most would agree, or not, YMMV. Again, sorry if that’s how I came off, that was not my intention to say that women above 50 are bad or anything.
Heh heh heh. We haven’t forgotten, I just hadn’t mentioned ALL of our sciencey “dirty talk” in my post. He’s the physics/chemistry pervert, I’m the biology/chemistry pervert, but sometimes I throw in a little physics too. Here’s a couple of others that didn’t get mentioned, but I will now, since you appreciate physics:
(1) “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” Said by whichever of us just got inundated with pleasure by the other, who now believes that “turnabout is fair play.”
(2) When I get through with him, he doesn’t say he’s tired, he says he’s inert.
As to geology, might any of your ideas refer to igneous rock?
Ooo my yes. Magmatic injection does come to mind. The hardness scale can be fun, too. But structural geology really wins hands down when it comes to double entendres. Cleavage, high-angle or low-angle thrusting, bedding-parallel slip… just a few of the many possibilities.*
“Meet me behind the outcrop baby, I’m a little boulder there.”
[sub]* Some years ago a woman gave a talk in which she argued that such terms created a “threatening” work environment for women and should be replaced by more neutral terms. Personally, I think she just needed to lighten up and/or get a little action herself. 
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Hehe 
I remember those from geology class. Plus with such gems as “intrusive dykes”, the fun could go on for hours…