An Ode to the Pit, or Pit-hemian Rhapsody

Damn now I’ve got ‘we are the Champions’ running through my brain. And I’ve got work to do dammit.

Ya know Fenris, this is getting almost ho-hum old hat. I’m running out of complimentary phrases (and they don’t expect a new shipment in at the dollar store for another month). You are, sir, umm [sub][sup](digging around in the bottom of the bag to see if there isn’t one last one left in there - YES, found one!)[/sup][/sub] unparasoled (got that one on the ‘factory seconds’ table).

Big hootered Mods make the postin’ world go round…

I’m not usually a practitioner of “me too” posting and I don’t intend to start now. However, I need to point out that I was unable to read either composition - I had to “listen” to them.

An admirable effort, gentleman!

Well, wring, if you get inspired, here’s your lead-in:

Buddy you’re a troll, you’re an asshole,
But you better learn we don’t like your sock puppet ways
You got egg on your face
You big disgrace
Posting your crap all over the place
Singin’
We will we will flame you
We will we will flame you

Buddy you’re a sad boy mad boy
Shouting in the Pit how the Mods took your rights away
Your OP has been panned
You’re gonna get banned
Things are not turning out quite like you planned
We will we will flame you
Sing it
We will we will flame you

Buddy you’re just flame bait
Can’t wait
Gonna use a phrase that I learned from jarbabyj
We’ve got better to do
Than listen to you.
Stick around, baby, you’re gonna get screwed.
We will we will flame you
Sing it
We will we will flame you
Everybody
We will we will flame you
We will we will flame you
Alright

Fenris,

You are now officially among my personal pantheon of heroes, you funny bastard.

:smiley: Thanks for the laugh, mate, I needed it!

Elly

It’s unfair that so much talent is squeezed into one man. Bravo, Fenris.

Aw, geez, Fenris. I’m never gonna be able to listen to “Night at the Opera” the same way again.

Well done. Freddie Mercury’s cracking up wherever he is.

Derleth and jr8, likewise.

Sheesh.

My office thinks I’ve frivolous enough as it is without hearing me go off into gales of hysterical laughter…

Everyone, thanks for the compliments! I appreciate 'em, lots.

JR8: Wonderful! I really liked the “JarbabyJ” line.

Just as an FYI, I’m writing several other Odes to SD Fourms here.

Fenris

Thenk kyew veddy much.

Does anyone actually read About This Message Board?

Holy Shit, Man theres a special place in purgatory for people like you!

Most surely with air comdition and mini bar, that rocked :smiley:

Holy Shit, Man theres a special place in purgatory for people like you!

Most surely with air condition and mini bar, that rocked :smiley: