An ongoing list of The Straight Dope's most epic assholes.

If nothing else, adaher insists on carrying on debate in the Pit. Honestly, folks, this area is for verbal violence, not discussion, adaher is an out-of-place fuckwipe for doing this. He ought to be banned from posting in the Pit (can they do that, surgical privilege restrictions?) .

What kind of poster would get banned only from the Pit, of all places?

Probably an asshole.

Well played Sir, well played…
(we need a bow smiley)

Fuck that noise, we have all the smileys we need, fail to be an inarticulate asshole.

What about me? I’m the one who set it up for him.

Aww, what’s this? :smiley: You guys should get a drink sometime. You might find out there’s a whole lot more you two kinda dig about each other.

Duh.

You miserable jerks can kiss my shiny metal ass.

He was an obnoxious Viking fan and never missed an opportunity to turn any thread into being about him, but for it me it was worth it for the many occasions when he tore off a bible thumpers arm and beat him to death with it. An Atheist with an encyclopedic knowedge of The Bible baiting fundamentalists is just comedy gold.

I miss reading that here.

Just because you alley-oop’ded me that set up a juke move around the goalie that let me hit a triple that won me a bullseye you think you deserve anything?

What an asshole.

I’m sorry the guy was banned, and I did enjoy his perspective on the Bible. It was truly amazing, though, how the “correct” interpretation always aligned with his political philosophy. Just amazing!

I bet that stinks!

Yeah, really, when does that ever happen?

I have an asshole, on a treadmill, I’m leaving right here.

So basically principles are for assholes.

Who hurt you?

Numbers 3 and 5, nice! If you can hit all five in one post, you win a Golden Sphincter.

You know who else stood by his principles?

Jesus
Hitler

Nice Godwin Asshole!

No, it was Jesus Hitler. Adolf’s older brother. Mom always liked him best.