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That reminds me of that asshole Banquet Bear. He starts every post with “…stupid content”. Seriously look at this.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=12318768
If that doesn’t make one an asshole then I’ve been lied to my entire life.

I think I remember him. Banquet Bear is that guy who considers downloading music or things like that to be like highway robbery. Because he’s a content creator, or something.