Come on down in October or November, or February or March.
We’ll take you out for a picnic, and…
…if things keep on the way they’re going…
…take you over to visit the Stanley Cup! 
Go 'Canes!!
Jeeze, Poly. You baiting them poor funny-bacon-eaters again?
Great, I’ll ride my moose and carry my beaver and bear! Count me in.
“ride my moose”? “carry my beaver”? :eek:
What the hell kind of perverted hobbies do you canucks dally in anyway? 
What are 'Canes?
“Dally”? We don’t “dally” in anything. It’s full bore or nothing. Just ask your entertainment industry. We’ve been infiltrating them for years…
It’s like a secret society. Bet you just can’t wait until we become one country can ya? We have all kinds of fun animals to play with
As soon as the Sens are done messin Toronto up, you might wanna get all packed up cause Hurricane season is all over!
Is there any prospect more vomit-inducing than a Carolina-San Jose matchup for the Stanley Cup?
Hang on a second will I catch my breath.
Whew. Thanks d12, that was the best laugh I’ve had in a while.
[sub]Psssst. Three in a row.[/sub]
Carolina and San Jose have hockey teams? Who’d have thunk it.
Make the US the eleventh province!!!
Naw. on second thought…
We’ll just whump your wannabe butts! If there’s one thing we know, it’s ice!
I appreciate the invite Polycarp but all the Canes players would have the cup up here in the great white north visiting their families anyhow…
If we ever win the Stanley Cup in Canada again, we are NEVER letting you people have it again. You’ll have to pry it from our cold, dead hockey gloves. We might give you guys, like, a slurpee cup or something.
Oh, by the way, how are those silver Olympic hockey medals looking?
“It ain’t over until it’s over.” -Y. Berra
I’m from close to the boarder, GO HABS!!
continue on with your day.
Imagine my embarrassment if I made it down to Franklin County in December or January. I wouldn’t get my picnic! And I wouldn’t see the cup, neither! Course, if I went in November or February, I’d still get my picnic.
The Hartford Whalers. Like many northerners, they moved south when they retired.