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I don’t know. I wondered that myself. I hoped it was just freaky naturally giant cucumbers and not freaky altered ones.
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I think it has something to do with that documentary First Family.
Sweet pickles is the poop of Satan himself.
[QUOTE=Faruiza]
Sweet pickles is the poop of Satan himself.
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Fie, Sir. My seconds shall call on you in the morning.
Pickled okra at 75 yards!
[QUOTE=Faruiza]
Sweet pickles is the poop of Satan himself.
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Such an attitude! And in my town, of all places. Well I never!
[QUOTE=whiterabbit]
Your problem is that you are buying gag sweet pickles. Pickles of Satan, those are.
Though I agree with you, Omnicient – I don’t like even dills under those circumstances either.
Sweet pickles. Bleah.
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Tremble before the fearsome Kool-Aid pickle!
Sounds yummy to me!
Bah, sweet. Zesty Vlasic stackers are my crack. If I’m not careful, I can easily go through an entire jar in one sitting.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Tremble before the fearsome Kool-Aid pickle!
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Dear God. That is horrifying.
I must have one.
Gag… retch… heave…
Like Shagnasty said, some flavors just do not belong together. “Sweet” and “pickles” are on that all-important list of contraindicated combinations. For that matter, you can go ahead and take my sweet & sour sauce the next time we order Chinese food.
This thread inspired me to go over to the fridge and grab a kosher dill spear. Mmm… 
I accidentally got a jar of sweet pickles when I wanted dill. You sweet pickle people are sick. Sick I say! Who would subject themselves to non-dilly goodness? I should be able to exchange these “pickles” for real pickles: dill pickles!
[QUOTE=Diceman]
This thread inspired me to go over to the fridge and grab a kosher dill spear. Mmm… 
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I cannot imagine eating a pickle all by itself. One must have a sandwich with it, except for watermelon pickles, and they don’t count as real pickles.
Sweet pickles RULE! So do bread and butter pickles.
Dill pickles are an abomination unto man, woman and child. I have spoken!
Kool-Aid pickles…?
No, they do not exist, I did not read that. The whole idea is far too disgusting to be real. Somebody’s screwing with our heads…right? Please? I mean, regular sweet pickles are bad enough…ewwwwwww!
[QUOTE=whiterabbit]
Kool-Aid pickles…?
No, they do not exist, I did not read that. The whole idea is far too disgusting to be real. Somebody’s screwing with our heads…right? Please? I mean, regular sweet pickles are bad enough…ewwwwwww!
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Didja read the link? They’ve got a photo of one. It’s bright red! 
The only thing I don’t like about Vlasic is… they’re fluorescent green!! How can anyone eat something that color?
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Who would subject themselves to non-dilly goodness?
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So you admit non-dilly is good, my friend.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Didja read the link? They’ve got a photo of one. It’s bright red!
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Yeah…I read it. I’m pretending I didn’t!
[QUOTE=whiterabbit]
Yeah…I read it. I’m pretending I didn’t!
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Come to the sweet side! If you stay on the dill side, then your life will lack balance and be filled with suffering.
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
So you admit non-dilly is good, my friend.
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I admit nothing! Non-dilly is badness. That “goodness’ is full of sarcasm.
Your sweet pickles are evil. I’ll scrap the proposal to have the male/female checkbox for Pickle: Dilly or otherwise?”
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
I admit nothing! Non-dilly is badness. That "goodness’ is full of sarcasm.
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Come to the Dark Side.
We have Sweet Pickles.
What do you suggest for a person(me) who loves, loves I say, dill pickles(and Vlasic are the best). But…
I love sweet gherkins, sweet pickle relish, sweet chips, et.
And so does kateclem.
Why does it have to be one or the other?