As some of you know, I’m a news guy. And occasionally, a strange press release will cross my computer. Here’s the latest.
The West Vancouver Police Department is investigating the theft of a Crimestoppers donation box from the counter of the 7-11 at 14th Street and Marine Drive.
The theft, which occurred on Sunday 24 November at approximately 1:00 P.M. was caught on video. We are currently attempting to find a suitable portion of the video to assist in the identification.
The suspect also decided to test her luck by stealing an unknown amount of Zodiac Horoscope scrolls.
The suspect is described as a white female in her 40’s about 5’5” with shoulder length brown hair which appears to be thinning on top and tied in a French braid pony-tail, wearing a long jacket.
We are hoping that once she reads her horoscope she will decide to turn herself in. The West Vancouver Police are asking for the public’s assistance in identifying the culprit of this theft.
Weird. Why would anyone steal those?
Iteki
November 29, 2002, 5:28pm
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Somone once stole MrsItekis prescription sunglasses. MrsIteki is blind as a bat and astygmatic. I hope the thieves puked all the way home.
Shera
November 29, 2002, 6:24pm
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The chinese restuarant that I work at got robbed a few months ago. The theif took our fancy schmancy wine bottle opener and two bags of fortune cookies. I imagine they did it becuase they could, not becuase there was any monitary value to them. It was probably the same with the horoscopes.