Milky Eyeball!
Ooo! I had no anagrams of my username, so I can play now! AFG, you’re the bestest! I’ll pick the best ones:
ANDEAN MANE
ANDEAN NAME
ANDEAN AMEN
AD MEAN ANNE
DNA ENEMA AN
My favorite:
AD ENEMA NAN
My real name yields the evocative anagram:
HEY, MAD JUG TWIN!
I get so many with my name in them, here’s a few without:
HONKER HEN TERN
HONKER HEN RENT
HONKER HERN TEN
Yowza! I will not be bored tonight!
(trust me, that is good, very good. :))
A Yuck Sheet
Ace Et Husky
Cat Eye Husk
Shake Cutey
Cool! 
If I put just my personal and familial names in, I get better anagrams, or at least a greater variety of them:
CAD SNOWS TOT // Cheaters everywhere. tsk tsk
DOWNCAST SOT // You’d be downcast too, if you had to go through what he did…
SAW SCOTT NOD // I am, too, awake!
ASS CONTD TWO // All the ‘interesting’ stuff happens on Page Two.
WANT COD TOSS // I’m bored. What can I say?
TAN CODS STOW // I don’t trust them either.
STAN COW DOTS // Indescribable.
STAND COWS TO // Likewise.
SAND COT SWOT // Ditto.
DAWN COSTS TO // I know T.O.* has to pay for a lot of things, but this is ridiculous.
I think my full name just throws up too many combinations.
[sub]*T.O.: Toronto, Ontario[/sub]
I had to use my realname last time, 'cause, like Anaamika*, my username has NO anagrams. NONE!
*At first I didn’t believe a name with that many letters could have none, but I checked on that anagram generator and you’re right! Then I realized that you have five vowels, 4 of which are a’s.
SHIT A CEDAR RIFLE
DEAF HITLER, SCAR I
FEDERAL RACIST HI
FEDERAL CIA SHIRT
awesome. awesome to the max.
I was pleasantly surprised to come up with…
A BRISK CHEW
ABC WHISKER
WE SHIRK ABC
CAB WHISKER
WE IRK BACHS
SAHIB WRECK?
WE BASH RICK
SKI; CHEW BRA
EW, HICK BARS
WE RIB HACKS
WHACKS BRIE
I WHACK REBS
HI, CASK BREW
HER WACK SIB
CAW! BRISK, EH?
HA! BREW SICK
HAWK SCRIBE
BE RICKSHAW
WAR? BE HICKS
HE SAW BRICK
I think HAWK SCRIBE is my favorite, but I defer to AFG, who has quite an eye for these things.
Yeah, I checked twice, too. The only consonants are N-M-K. But thanks!
Chalk the sloth line
Kill each nth hostel
Tithe chalks? Hell no!
Stole Hank Hill tech. [sub](Got propane?)[/sub]
While this is all well and good, it would seem I’m going to have to create a whole new section to the web site. To that end, we’re going to need a separate title 'toon for “SDMB Anagrammed Real Name Cartoons”.
AFG, I leave the final choice to you. It comes down to either:
ABNORMAL MANAGERS SCAMMED A RODENT (or, if you prefer, ABNORMAL RODENTS SCAMMED A MANAGER)
or
A MADMAN ROMANCED MANAGER’S LOBSTER
Surprise me.
Best one of mine I’ve seen:
DAWN FOOD FURY!
Somehow, this one doesn’t surprise me.
I found a better one, using my full name. It’s your choice, AFG
Raciness, i.e., Jews
Okay. Here are my favorites. I’ll let AFG be the judge.
Iraq Eve I Lust (This one cracks me up because it makes me think of Our Lovely Doper Eve.)
Ale I’ve Squirt
I picked my favorite years ago…
Moon Stealth
Okay, I have a passing interest in conspiracy theories, so I’m curious to see how you interpret BAKER CARTEL WORK ZONE. And if you happen to know what the Doper who posts as Baker looks like, feel free to make her the “big cheesecake”, so to speak, of the cartel… 
A BRAZEN HITLESS OP
ABSTAINER HELPS OZ
ABLAZE HE TRIP SONS has comedic potential.
ABLAZE SHRINE POST even more so.