Stun yo loin bed thirst?
Holy rust tot! Bed in sin!
Try sin in bed, slut! Hoot!
Is yon Thunderbolt, tis!
Bloodthirsty sin tune!
Honestly, bun or tit, Sid?
Do hot rub insistently!
Oh, rub insistently, Dot!
Thirsty in soul, not bed.
I have a shorter list:
GUIDE SOW
DOUSE WIG
ID OWE GUS
DOW GUISE
It’s probably pretty easy to figure out my name…
First and last comes up with: (punctuation mine, of course)
I’M A SEAHORSE, FRITZ!
HA! RESIZE? I FORMAT! (I’m a computer science major…)
First, middle, and last comes up with:
ANNA FETISHIZES ARMOR
I’m using that, next time I’m pissed at somebody.
Using first, middle, and last:
A CANADA KNELL MERRY PET
A CANADA KELP LENT MERRY
A MANACLE ENTRAP DR KYLE
These are my favorites and I’m most partial to the third. It’s your choice, though, AFG.
I’m a meek lecher
Irk a leech meme
Me, heckle a emir?
A licker meme, eh?
Me leek chimera
Interesting…
Guido W. So?
Here’s some, using first, middle and last name…
Hey Mrs. Runty, A Cake!
A Rancher, Yet Musky.
A Hacker Yes, My Turn.
He A Creamy Sky Runt.
Hurry A Tacky Semen!
… and many many more. I have to many vowels in my name.
hey, that’s much better!
A SLICK MR. NO
or
I LACK NORMS
Using my first, middle and last names I come up with two I’m really torn between.
**BALD MA RANKS PORN
ARK AND PORN LAMBS**
What to do!
This absolutely must be done!
Dang! I didn’t mean for A Briefs Torn to be in my last post. We must see Bra Fire Snot.
I can’t choose, but I’m sure one stands out as a likely candidate to fresh eyes. I have managed to narrow the list down to 25. Some are more bizzare than others, with varying degrees of dirtyness:
A giddy lost Lou
A dodgy oil slut
A dildo slug toy (in stores now!)
Glad I’d lost you
Gladly I do Oust (it’s an “air sanitizer” - S.C. Johnson)
Lo, Tidy Douglas! (it’s names like that that should have theme songs)
I goad dull toys
Goodly slut aid (is there no aid for goodly sluts in this world anymore?)
Dali… too sludgy (everyone’s a critic)
Dali so told Guy! (didja hear?! He so told him!)
Lousy tidal god (can’t he just leave the water alone?)
Lydia dug stool (really, she had a fascination with all forms of fecal matter)
Audit godly Sol? (heaven forfend!)
It’d slog you, lad!
Adult’s oily dog
Laud good styli (so hard to find a good stylus nowadays)
Go, Auld Styloid! (better than every other superhero combined–it’s Scottish Pointed Stick Man!)
Lady, I’d gut Oslo.
Adjust good Lily (Lily is good, but she needs minor adjustment now and then)
Dusty idol gaol (lock 'em up and throw away the key, they’re filthy!)
Gay sod duo lilt
All too giddy, us.
Sally did go out…
I tally dog duos (it’s an honourable profession)
Salty dud igloo (covering the ice in salt–what was I thinking?)
Egad! Jewish loner prom
Egad! Help rejoin worms
Longhaired jeep worms
I am about to sprain a tonsil laughing at the phrase my entire name gave me:
Herb Tits Agreeable to a Zulu
I used my first, middle, maiden and last names…and I came out with what sounds like the title to a Smoov B. Onion article.
My User ID yielded nothing…I was hoping you’d start drawing the anagrams of real names. I love mine:
A JOCK HEN SHE KEPT MEN
My favorite so far. I’ll report back with some of mine.
Dusty, these are my favorites from your list…perhaps someone can trim it down further?
I think I’m going to start using “It’d slog you, lad!” in everyday conversation…I love that one!
From all 3 names:
A BARD JAB GERMY RYE
A BEAR JARRED BY GYM
Just first and last:
BABE JAM DRY? ERG!
BADGE JAM BY ERR
BEAR GRAB MY JED (or MY BEAR, GRAB JED!)
GAMY JED, BARBER
Oh my! Many more! Excellent!
I’ll try to send a bunch off tonight…thanks again to good ol’ Hal for graciously hosting the images… 