Thanks, AFG!
Here are some of my favorites–I’ll let you choose:
Earache gets tin troll
Tracheae selling tort
Tracheae ingest troll
Secretariat hell tong
Archangel toilet rest
I can see my last one didn’t get anywhere, so here are a few more…
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PALE LURID ENEMY
I’LL REAM PUNY DEE
DAMN ERIE PULLEY
YELP, RUDE MENIAL
PILLAR DUE YEMEN
LEAP UNDER EMILY
PUERILE LADY-MEN
NEED A LUMP, RILEY?
AYE, I’LL MEND PERU
YIELD RUMP, ELENA
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Horray! Shit a cedar rifle! Awesome!
It looks terribly painful, as it should!
I love the Cat Eye Husk, it’s kind of creepy. Thanks AFG!
Hey! I like my Andean Mane! Woohoo!
It probably wouldn’t have looked as uncomfortable if it hadn’t come out sideways…YEEEOUCH!!
Memememememe!
ANA SARDINE SONATAS
SARAN SANTA ANODISE
DANA SATANISES ROAN
ANDANTE ASIAN SOARS
INANE SARASOTA SAND
Memememememe!
First and last
A BRAZIER SHE HILT
ABLAZE HEIR SHIRT
HERBAL ZETA IRISH
HERBAL THAI SIZER
SIZABLE HART HEIR
BIZARRE HEAL THIS
BIZARRE HAILS THE
ZEBRA THAI RELISH
BATH REALIZER HIS
BRAIL HEAR SHIETZ
TRIBAL HAZES HEIR
HAZEL HAIR BITERS
First Middle Last
BANANA RELISH ZITHER
TARNISHABLE HAIR ZEN
HAREBRAIN HAZEL TINS (Band Name!)
INHALANT BRAZIER SHE
BATHERS HERNIAL NAZI
I was hoping to see what she could do with aaaa, Mink! as well.
Thanks a million for mine AFG! I freaking love it.
Makes me want to change my name to Ron.
These are all so funny!
Yay, thanks for doing mine (dawn food fury)! I shall cherish it forever. 
Ale I’ve Squirt is fantastic. I nearly squirted Diet Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard while laughing at it!
Well now that’s just cool! I love his shifty little eyes and skinny little legs.
It’s been said before and it’ll be said again, but Mizz** Goddess**…I’d like to confirm that you do, in fact, rock.
Dammit, I’ve resisted getting a tattoo for decades.
Hmmmmm…
I’m so glad you all enjoy them! When I manage to brighten someone’s day I feel all warm and fuzzy inside…
BTW, if anyone thinks I missed theirs, don’t worry, I didn’t. If I skipped yours it means I couldn’t get enough of an image to work with - the anagram(s) suggested might have been too abstract. But I’ll return them to the anagram server to see if I can find something workable and rest assured you will get a 'toon!
ATE BULKY PC OZ (I’m getting images of someone eating a fat, politically correct Australian)
AFG just keeps cranking 'em out…Now online we’ve got:
IS YON THUNDERBOLT, 'TIS!
GUIDE SOW
I’M A SEAHORSE, FRITZ!
A MANACLE ENTRAP DR. KYLE
ME LEEK CHIMERA
A SLICK MR. NO
A DILDO SLUG TOY (ewwwww…/<snrk!>)
LONGHAIRED JEEP WORMS
HERB TITS AGREEABLE TO A ZULU
A JOCK HEN, SHE KEPT MEN
A MANACLE ENTRAP DR. KYLE looks just like I pictured, and the rest are hilarious too. I think I want a t-shirt of it. Thank you so much, AFG!
AFG…
If you made a book of cartoons, I’d buy it. Seriously. These are killing me. I don’t care what kind of anagrams or punchlines they’d have, I’d so buy it. And buy it for friends.
These anagram drawings are clever and funny - I find myself laughing even when I don’t know what the original words/names were.
The animals all look so intent on whatever they’re doing. It’s really funny.
AFG, I’ve never in my life until now used the word “rawk”.
You RAWK!
BTW, A dildo slug toy is the most disgusting, depraved image that I’ve ever seen (and I’m Bacon Slut. Oink!, so I know whereof I speak).
[Psst. Do you happen to know where I could buy six of them?]
I think Bacon Slut, Oink! would love to have A Dildo Slug Toy.
AFG you just keep on crankin’ em out and they get better and better. Guide Sow is freakin’ hilarious!