Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!

Thanks for Nun’s Carnal Image, AFG! Despite what she’s holding, she looks a lot more demure than Bacon Slut. Oink! (my Dopergram) does. The cartoon was posted by Hal on Saturday, which just so happened to be my birthday! Thanks for the present!

Looking through the other recent 'toons, it suddenly dawned on me that not only are you artistically gifted, and in possession of a wicked sense of humor, but you also have advanced scientific training!

Look at Carnivore in Ion Loo (BrattiAtti’s RL name). Each ion that you’ve drawn clearly has exactly two electrons orbiting around the nucleus. They could be beryllium (Be[sup]2+[/sup]) ions, but it’s much more reasonable to expect that they’re lithium (Li[sup]+[/sup]) ions. [They could also be hydrogen-minus (H[sup]-[/sup]), but that’s very unlikely.]

Lithium ions are used in high-performance batteries that are thus known as “Li-Ion” or (occasionally) “Lion” batteries.

And what carnivore did you just so happen to represent sitting on the loo? You clever Goddess, you!

I rest my case.

[BTW, is anyone else disturbed at the degree to which the lion is sitting off-center on his throne? Hope that’s not Sat on Cookie’s loo!]

I guess mine were less than inspiring. Just like my name.

Don’t be silly. I don’t even own a nun costume. :stuck_out_tongue:

I know I’ll sleep better tonight knowing that. :wink:

Using Pepper Mill’s real name (including her middle name) results in some real winners:

**SELENITE JELLS RIVER

SILENT REVERIE JELLS

ENTER SILVER JELLIES

EEL SLIVER JETLINERS

EELS LIVER JETLINERS**

The only drag show I’ve ever been to featured nuns. Actually, I wasn’t even there for the whole thing… I just caught the end of it. It was kind of funny since one of them didn’t shave off his goatee. I think that birthday presents for you now include r[ol]
[li]A thong left from the 5 pack that I’ll inevitably buy[/li][li]A nun costume[/li][li]Hi Opal![/li][/ol]

I just want to say that I love the picture of the Elk – his protruding brow (making him look angry) resembles mine.

I’m not fishing for another entry, but I tried my name without the middle initial “r”, and I get:

**WHITENS KELP

NEPHEW’S KILT

HE SPELT WINK

WHEN ELKS TIP

SHEP TWINKLE

THE KELP WINS

HIS PEW KNELT

**

and
NEW KELP SHIT

I don’t think Opal would appreciate being wrapped up in festive paper and having a big bow stuck on her. If I’m gettin’ a nun costume, I want the last one on this page.

Can you fit into a “Standard 10-12?”

I only get 8 letters to work with, but here you go:

TIKE MURK
MUTE KIRK
I’M UK TREK

:smiley:

My real name morphs into “A hornet kneeds a Len”.

I had tons to choose from, but my 2 favorites are:
DUAL REAR HO’S
and
HERD AROUSAL

My husband is now known as DR ICE HORSE or ECHO RIDERS

and my fortunate son? SEA COD HURLS, CARL HOSED US, and the ever popular CHOLERA SUDS

This is fun! Thanks for all the great cartoons, AFG!

I think that my username came out better than my real name!

For my name, how about
A RANCHMAN JAN BEND IN (including middle name)
A BACH MEAN ANN DR JINN
CAN HARD ANN (first and middle)
NARC HAD ANN
JAR MAN AN BEND CHI (first and last)
AH JAN MAN CRIB DEN

If you’d rather try something else, please feel free to look for other anagrams.

Thanks for doing mine, AFG. I loved it.

Bra Fire Snot was disgusting. Good job!

(working with first and last names) How about:

HANDCAR BENJAMIN
NINJA CHAMBER DNA
DAMN! NINJA BREACH!
JAN BRAND MACHINE
BEND CHAIRMAN JAN

Thanks guys! Thanks ye much! I think I’m having even more fun with them than before, if that’s possible…:slight_smile:

Working on some more right now.

Site updated!

Come take a look at:

A SALTSHAKER KNEW POE SWISH
MILKY EYEBALL
ANDEAN MANE
HONKER HEN RENT
CAT EYE HUSK
SHIT A CEDAR RIFLE
ABC WHISKER
CHALK THE SLOTH LINE
DAWN FOOD FURY
ALE I’VE SQUIRT
MOON STEALTH

Yay, AFG!

What a riot! :slight_smile:

I tried again, using my first, middle, maiden and last names and got some I hope will tempt the Amazing Floozy Goddess!!

A HORRENDOUSLY LIKEABLE TOE

NOURISH A KEELBOAT YODELLER

A YEARBOOK HOLLERED, “UTENSIL!”

A YEARBOOK SHRILLED, “TOLUENE!”

A LONELIER YEARBOOK HUSTLED

A LADYLIKE LOBSTER HONOUREE

IDEAL! A HOUSEBROKEN TROLLEY

LOOSEN A KEELBOAT HURRIEDLY

A BLOODSTAIN EYEHOLE LURKER

A TOLERABLE NOURISHED YOKEL

DOOLEY: A LIKABLE SOUTHERNER

A BOAT, HORRENDOUSLY EELLIKE

A BOOKSELLER URINATED HOYLE

A BUSILY LEATHERED ONLOOKER

A DELIBERATELY UNHORSE LOOK

A RELISHABLE UNROOTED YOKEL

A LOUDLY HEARTBROKEN ELOISE

A UNRELIABLE OLDSTER HOOKEY

A RIOTOUSLY BONEHEAD KELLER

A DENIABLE SOUTHERLY LOOKER

A KEYBOARDER OUTLINES HELLO

A DEBORAH-KELLEY RESOLUTION

Ellen Cherry, those are great!

I’ll definitely have something to work with there. :wink: