I saw this on another message board:

Dormitory -> Dirty Room
Evangelist -> Evil’s Agent
Desperation -> A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code -> Here Come Dots
Slot Machines -> Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity -> Is No Amity
Mother-in-law -> Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms -> Alas! No More Z’s
Alec Guinness -> Genuine Class
Semolina -> Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries -> Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point -> I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes -> That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two -> Twelve plus one
Contradiction -> Accord not in it