Chipotleaway! Swear by it, mate!
Of course, sheesh! What am I supposed to wear, swim trunks or something?
Oh, the thong covers the anus proper, but despite the name, the bleaching is actually for the darkened near anus. I’ve never looked back! Not during the procedure, anyway. Stings the eyes, you know.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Unless you are a contortionist, you ain’t gonna see shit anyway. 
Isn’t it more accurate top say, “The End is White?”
Whatever you do, never commit a crime naked after dark. Your tail light will give you away as you attempt your escape.
(But, at least a cop won’t stop you claiming you have a burned out tail light …)
Unless you use too much anal bleach. Ouch!
For some people that have shit-for-brains, well, we now have a product for them.
No one? Wow. I have to admit I know some folks (mostly men) who HAVE had this done to them (from the after hours bull sessions I’d guess the one’s who have wish they hadn’t), but for my own part this is about the last bit of cosmetic surgery I’d envision. Right after having my scrotum ‘tucked’ I suppose (and yeah, know someone who has had that done too)…
-XT
I never even heard of that. Do they fold it up and take a sewing machine to it, like taking in a hem? :eek:
Almost to post #50 and no mention of Michael Jackson.
Okay, now I need brain bleach!!!
This is a joke, right? Is it April 1st already?
Anal bleaching? No need! I brush mine thrice daily as well as flossing before bed. And that ain’t easy!
“I… have a dream… that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their assholes, but by the content of their character.”
I don’t know what this is, and I don’t really want to know.
Ya know, I’ll bet you could modify one of those Crest White Strips for anal use!:eek:
I hope those brushes are clearly marked/kept in distinctly different locations.
I figured as much. I just like saying that white people are crazy. Or better yet, “is craaaa-zay.”
What was evolution thinking anyway?? Hm, as these homo buttsnifficus primates are leaving the trees, running around and losing their fur, I shall have to devise a way for potential mates to more easily discern the age of their mate. I know! I’ll make their buttholes darken the older they get!
I just keep hearing that English woman on the Cheer detergent commercial telling me to fight the Dingies.