Der Kommissar wrote:
Aha, so you admit that lesbian dental dams are natural, then! 
Maybe DK can come back and explain exactly what he means by “natural.” Because this:
doesn’t make a lick of sense. Care to elaborate?
Sure. How does Der Kommissar, personally, determine what is unnatural?
‘Cause, after that bit about keyboards and beaver dams, I haven’t a bleedin’ clue.
Nobody knows you’re a beaver on the internet…
I am reminded of this quote:
DK’s latest point is (wonder of wonders) perfectly clear. Beavers make dams, birds build nests, bees build hives, humans build keyboards. This is exactly the sort of argument I use when I want to argue that something like, oh, I don’t know… Let’s say anal sex. This is exactly the sort of argument I use when I want to argue that anal sex is perfectly natural. 'Cause animals do it all the time.
Of course, how this fits into DK’s overall argument, that anal sex is unnatural, is totally unclear. I await his next post with bated breath, because I am sure he will soon shine the light of understanding on this enigma of darkness*.
*or whatever
You guys are all the gimpiest people i have ever wasted my time reading. What? You want to blabity blab blab about how your so smart and better than the bible and that’s why your opinion should be the right one. You want to know why anal sex is o.k.? Because it feels good, and if it doesn’t then it’s not o.k. for you and don’t do it. And if your going to listen to anyone tell you what to do with your own body, then i’m afraid you may as well consider yourself the reason why the world is going to hell. Yes, you, of the Christian faith, are right on top of my list of people that are screwing it up for the rest of us. Did you ever stop to think for a minute what the world would be like if you just shut your condescending trap for one minute and let the world be? Do you like it when i tell you what to do? Then keep it to yourself. I don’t give two shits what they thought and how they lived 2000 years ago, if you haven’t noticed, a few things have changed since then. Maybe a good bump in the butt woould lighten you up a little. And here’s a little ender for you, i’ll bet you i could find proof that they’ve beeen screwing in the ass since the dawn of man, and Jesus just got jealous.
Then you’re in good company! Conversely… why are you reading this, if we’re so “gimpy”? And, finally, do you even know what a “gimp” is?
No, we want to blabbity blab blab about how the OP knows nothing about the Bible and how his opinion is the WRONG one. There’s a difference.
And, finally, I would suggest that you refrain from insulting a huge group of people simply because a handful of people from that group wouldn’t know “Love thy neighbor” if it rammed them up the butt (snicker).
Ah, the blind confidence of the righteous! Let reason hang and rot at the crossroads when it contradicts your beliefs, but try vainly to massage life into it when you need support for addle-brained fundamentalist arguments.
Nicht klar. Unless you did not notice, your arguments were torn apart and buried a while back. And, for the record, anal sex is a matter of personal choice, just like religion, stupidity (including fundamentalism), fashion, etc. If I choose to make anal love to an eager woman, what business is it of yours? If you want to be an idiot fundamentalist or a puritan that’s fine, but don’t expect intelligent people to accept your silly broadcasts. We just see them as sources of amusement! 
Peeing in public
being eaten by a tiger
dying of tuberculosis
and, speaking of beaver… hmmm… hmmm… I lost my train of thought… nerve mind… where’s the beaver?
Thanks for making sense of this issue Spoofe; it’s not all Christians who condemn everybody in loud voices, but the majority who don’t simply don’t make a lasting public impression.
For the record:
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[li] I consider myself a Christian[/li][li] I’ts none of my business what sane mutually consenting people do behind closed doors, as long as nobody innocent (like my kids for example) gets hurt.[/li][li] Hi Opal[/li][li] It’s none of your (or anybody else’s) business what I do behind closed doors with my wife (anal sex happens not to be included, but why should I have to tell you that?)[/li][li] Isn’t God big enough to fight his own battles?[/li][li] Yeah, and he who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.[/li][/list=1]
I’m sure it’s not necessary, but to clarify; the ‘you’ in:
- refers to DK, not Spoofe, (although I won’t be telling Spoofe about my private life either)
Uh, DK, I believe you should be free to shove whatever you want up your ass, but simply on practical terms, you might wish to rethink your position on just how natural it is to shove keyboards and beaver dams up your ass.
Or is it that these items are not relevant to the matter at hand?
I’m analogy? Who is analogy? You’re not analogy, you’re Der Kommissar.
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Ah. So anything that is built by animals or humans is natural. Butt plugs are also every bit as natural as neaver dams. It’s just if you use them for the wrong purposes, like building a beaver dam, or downloading pictures of beavers building dams from the internet than you’re a pervert. Come to think of it, cock rings must be natural too. Just don’t go shoving those up the tail pipe of your car. And Deep Prince Albert piercings, don’t use those to pierce your ass. Very perverted, very unnatural. DO NOT SHOVE PIECES OF METAL INTENDED FOR THE PENIS THROUGH YOUR ASS, and don’t claim to enjoy it. You should only enjoy it the way god intended, through your johnson.
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Ok. So using your keyboard for the wrong purposes makes you a pervert. interesting. So using it to spread disinformation and lies, I’m guessing that would be considered a “wrong” purpose. Does that mean you’re just as perverted as the rest of us?
Now you guys are talking about licking beavers!
That is so sick.
though I’ve heard some beavers like it when you put pink grapefruit in their anus…
Der…you have really started a pornographic thread here is what you’ve done! You happy about that?
naturally happy, that is?
Dr. Lao wrote:
Geez! First anal sex, and now licking beavers. That’s it, I gotta take a cold shower.
All of these beavers and anuses and grapefruits up the ass are fine. If I had a nickel for every time I discussed that I’d be rich.
What really upsets me DK, is that you took a classic 80s pop hit that I love to death in all of its After The Fire AND Falco forms and used it for your user name, THEN you start defaming the fabulous lyrics by dragging them into your anti-sodomy diatribe.
I’m calling Germany right now to have your rights to their language revoked.
And you don’t know the meaning of hell until you’ve dealt with angry German Pop Fans.
jarbaby
Here, here! I knew I learned something from living 10 years there!
And Mrs Xploder totally disagrees with the op also. So there. Nyah.
Oldie:
So . . . where do the dolphins come in? Was it Prince Albert shoving a dolphin up his ass, or were the beavers getting pierced?
I’m all a-fluster now . . .
To: Captain America
From: Der Kommissar
Re: Doing Whatever Feels Good
If you do whatever feels good, you may find yourself feeling very bad, if you get my drift. I’m praying for you, friend.
“The greatest glory of the American Revolution was this: It connected in one indissoluble bond, the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.”