[QUOTE=twickster]
…a veranda full of geezers.
Sweeter than …
[/QUOTE]
A honey bee at his daughter’s wedding.
Crazier than…
Patty Duke with a Scientologist pharmacist.
Busier than…
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Patty Duke with a Scientologist pharmacist.
Busier than…
[/QUOTE]
…a hooker at a pervert convention.
Odder than…
[QUOTE=pravnik]
…a hooker at a pervert convention.
Odder than…
[/QUOTE]
A prime number.
More painful than …
… an Oddfellows home.
More peaceful than…
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
… an Oddfellows home.
[/QUOTE]
(I don’t get this one.)
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
More peaceful than…
[/QUOTE]
A Quaker meetinghouse.
More rambunctious than …
The Oddfellows are a fraternal order, similar to the Elks, Moose and others. One of the things that makes them a little different is that they run a series of nursing homes. This is the one I’m most familiar with.
ETA: Anyways, if there’s anything more filled with pain than a nursing home, or a hostpital, I don’t want to know what it might be.
[QUOTE=twickster]
…More rambunctious than …
[/QUOTE]
Quadruplet toddlers with AD/HD, on crack.
Sillier than…
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Quadruplet toddlers with AD/HD, on crack.
Sillier than…
[/QUOTE]
Mel Brooks on amphetamines.
Dryer than…
Joan of Arc’s genitalia.
What?
Cuter than…
…a baby’s bottom.
More full of crap than…
…a politician eatin’ a shit sandwich.
Skinnier than…
a vegan at an American Beef Board convention.
Taller than…
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Taller than…
[/QUOTE]
Stretch Polanski, the famed ten-foot Pole.
Longer than…
[QUOTE=tdn]
Stretch Polanski, the famed ten-foot Pole.
Longer than…
[/QUOTE]
… An anaconda
Bluer than …
… Mr. Presley’s footwear.
Greener than…
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
… Mr. Presley’s footwear.
Greener than…
[/QUOTE]
Ed Begley Jr.
Higher than …
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Ed Begley Jr.
Higher than …
[/QUOTE]
A rocket ship on acid.
Slower than…
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Higher than …
[/QUOTE]
Jeff Spicoli
More somber than …
Slower and more somber than a low-rider hearse. 
Tastier than…