A honey bee at his daughter’s wedding.
Crazier than…
Patty Duke with a Scientologist pharmacist.
Busier than…
…a hooker at a pervert convention.
Odder than…
A prime number.
More painful than …
… an Oddfellows home.
More peaceful than…
(I don’t get this one.)
A Quaker meetinghouse.
More rambunctious than …
The Oddfellows are a fraternal order, similar to the Elks, Moose and others. One of the things that makes them a little different is that they run a series of nursing homes. This is the one I’m most familiar with.
ETA: Anyways, if there’s anything more filled with pain than a nursing home, or a hostpital, I don’t want to know what it might be.
Quadruplet toddlers with AD/HD, on crack.
Sillier than…
Mel Brooks on amphetamines.
Dryer than…
Joan of Arc’s genitalia.
What?
Cuter than…
…a baby’s bottom.
More full of crap than…
…a politician eatin’ a shit sandwich.
Skinnier than…
a vegan at an American Beef Board convention.
Taller than…
Stretch Polanski, the famed ten-foot Pole.
Longer than…
… An anaconda
Bluer than …
… Mr. Presley’s footwear.
Greener than…
Ed Begley Jr.
Higher than …
A rocket ship on acid.
Slower than…
Jeff Spicoli
More somber than …
Slower and more somber than a low-rider hearse. 
Tastier than…